YAG(un/irl)T: All the wrong reasons - Part Deux.

SunnyD

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So as noted in last month's thread, my wife has given me permission to acquire a firearm. However, after last night's conversation, the stakes are now higher, and the parameters have changed somewhat. This is what has transpired.

My 11 year old daughter, who had returned to school last month (after having been homeschooled for the last year) confided in my wife that one of the boys in her class continually refers to her as "sexy". While my daughter has absolutely no interest in boys (please, for the love of god HOLD ONTO THAT NOTION!!!), I feel it in mythe child's best interests to upgrade my armaments from the previously mentioned shotgun so something far more menacing. You know, something that will cause the "innocence" of youth to melt away like urine dripping down one's own pant leg and pooling within the cup of their shoe.

I have asked for permission for something akin to an AR-15, and have just about acquired said permission. With that said, what suggestions would ATOT have for me today?
 

corwin

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Definitely an AR...
 

IGemini

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How about an AR with a punch? Get it chambered for .50 Beowulf. The ammo will hurt your wallet, but not as much as it'll hurt him. :p
 

olds

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If you have to ask your wife for permission to do anything, divorce her.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Desert Eagle in .44mag or .50AE. Even big rifles are not nearly as menacing as a handgun the size of small city shoved right up under some little punks nose. It's that up close and personal threat that sets them apart.
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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Hang in there SunnyD. You've got 2 years max before your daughter turns evil, gets a tattoo that says "YOLO" and, starts climbing out the window at midnight to meet the guy who calls her sexy. Forget the firearms, you might be able to scare the guy but, not your daughter. I recommend window grates, phone for the daughter with GPS and, taking her bedroom door off.
 

RbSX

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You're fucking kidding me, right? A boy says he thinks your daughter is hot, so you go get a gun? LOL.

Fucking retarded country.
 

SearchMaster

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Have him expelled for sexual harassment, or hire a lawyer and sue for emotional distress if they refuse. It's the American way.