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OMG glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time of reading that. It would've spewed all over my computer screen.
 
Dear person in the Islanders Resturant bathroom,
While I don't make a habbit of calling people out on their movements I need to put this one out there. YOU SIR, need to start each and every day with a bran muffin. Do you have the bird flu? In 26 years on this planet I have never heard, heard of, had or otherwise experienced as voilent a ****** as you took in the Islanders bathroom. It sounded like you were pouring out a 5 gallon bucket of ice water from 10 feet avove the toilet. My ears have never heard so horrific a sound as your liquid fecal being fired downward between pockets of pressurized methane gas. I was only there to wash my hands before eating my lunch...but my appetite was foiled by your ass-disaster. Moaning and weezing in your stall while wave after wave of dysentery ran from your bowels. What had you consumed?! Raw chicken, 2 bowls of chilli, 1 bottle Ex-Lax and a gallon of milk? You single handedly ruined every molecule of oxygen in the room. 30 minutes later back at work it still seemed like someone had wiped a log of ****** under my nose.


That's Naaaaaaaasty.
 
100000/10


Sounds like me this weekend except I wasnt in el paso....😱


fscking montezuma's revenge FTL! And for that guy in the restaurant!
 
Originally posted by: Abel007
OMG glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time of reading that. It would've spewed all over my computer screen.

Too late for me...I'm wiping up a mess right now while my girlfriend is calling me "immature"...LOL!!! :cookie:




 
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