- Jun 12, 2001
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From the overflowing folder that is my email:
Dear Abby,
My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fuc*ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
Dear Abby,
My boyfriend is not happy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fuc*ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
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