YACT: My cat likes to lick me and he's not my type

[slackerinabox]

Should I say something? Should I feel violated? Am I just being a tease and should I lick him back?

 

[Steve]

Squirt him with a spray bottle.

 

[jhayx7]

Yes, hold the kitty down, flip it over on its back and start licking its tummy. Post pics when you get back from the hospital.

 

[Shawn]

BAN

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Shawn
BAN

come on, can't a guy parody himself every now and then?

 

[dug777]

i don't believe the kitty could have licked you while asleep without waking up, he's not telling you the whole story imo...

 

[ballmode]

I <3 Dug

 

[wiisucksdick]

How about you just give in and ****** the thing already. Closet case

 

[mwtgg]

Why don't you make a ****** movie about it?

 

[JSFLY]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Should I say something? Should I feel violated? Am I just being a tease and should I lick him back?

Eat Him.

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: dug777
i don't believe the kitty could have licked you while asleep without waking up, he's not telling you the whole story imo...

Well, I did wake up but in a daze - Iwasn't sure what was going on and thought I might have been dreaming...

 

[homercles337]

If the kitty youre currently having relations with is not your type its time to move on to new pu...er, um kitty.

 

[ballmode]

I HATE CATS!

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: dug777
i don't believe the kitty could have licked you while asleep without waking up, he's not telling you the whole story imo...

Freedom was only half awake he said...

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: homercles337
If the kitty youre currently having relations with is not your type its time to move on to new pu...er, um kitty.

The thing is i never viewed it as a relationship - we're just friends. Though petting him, feeding him, and cleaning out his litter probably lead him on. I can see where he'd get that from. I'm so confused right now - I like him, really I do. Just not in that way. Now i'm scared that having this necessary conversation might hurt our friendship, and he's too important to me for me to lose.

 

[jagec]

You never said no...

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: jagec
You never said no...

He put his paw on my mouth and pinned me down!