YACT, I think my car broke, help me fix it.

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

My friend's car had the exact same problem.
His distributer didn't distribute, his generator didn't generate, and his pistons didn't work either.

Did the wipers wipe though?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

My friend's car had the exact same problem.
His distributer didn't distribute, his generator didn't generate, and his pistons didn't work either.

Did the wipers wipe though?

Only when shoved up his arse!

But, he's got a lot of junk in the trunk.

 

[LAUST]

take that round turbine looking thing that whines off of it and ship it to my address I'll PM it to you then everything will work just fine

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: LAUST
take that round turbine looking thing that whines off of it and ship it to my address I'll PM it to you then everything will work just fine

On second thought, just bring it outside my house. I'll even pay for gas! (As long as I c an keep it...

 

Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus

First off, you have to have your eyes checked, my Bus is Yellow, second, my Bus is far,far.far more reliable your rustang will ever be.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Roger
You own a Ford don't you.

I don't know, how would I figure that out?

In Soviet Russia, Ford owns you!

 

[thedarkwolf]

Originally posted by: sward666
Change the oil - that fixes everything.

Change it into what?

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

My friend's car had the exact same problem.
His distributer didn't distribute, his generator didn't generate, and his pistons didn't work either.

Well my pistons don't pissed on anything either


Confused

 

[Red]

Buy the Tornado... not only will it increase horsepower and gas by 50%, it makes your can turn on instantly.

Make sure you change the oil with synthetic and remember to do it half oil, half water.

Your flux capacitor might have fvcked up.

 

[Jejunum]

dump that domestic and get an INTEGRA TYPE R

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Jejunum
dump that domestic and get an INTEGRA TYPE R

That's what's wrong!!! You don't have a big red "R" sticker on your car!!!

If that doesn't work, yeah, it's a Frod.

 

[Ness]

You're trying to give roger a heart attack, aren't you?

 

[TechnoKid]

Blinker fluid...hmmmm

 

[ohtwell]

Kick it a few times. It should start up perfectly after that!


: ) Amanda

 

[dafatha00]

In all honesty, its probably your engine. You'll probably have to buy a new one.

 

[blahblah99]

Push it in the river and buy a civic!

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Roger

Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus

First off, you have to have your eyes checked, my Bus is Yellow, second, my Bus is far,far.far more reliable your rustang will ever be.

Mine's the green one. But it's really pea green not lime green.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

Now that's not fair. The only car that have ever crapped out and left me stranded on a Saturday night in East Greenbush New York was a Pontiac (with less than 1000 miles on it I might add). I've owned 2 Fords since then (both were Mustang GTs) and both were very reliable.

 

[LAUST]

only one to leave me stranded was a damn dodge :| 1995 Cummins.. 3000 miles on it.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: LAUST
only one to leave me stranded was a damn dodge :| 1995 Cummins.. 3000 miles on it.. axel blew on I-70 with a lousey 4 horse on it filled with furnature... I hate helping people move.. I really hate it when their damn Dodge takes up my entire fuggin day :|

wow, sounds familiar in some way. That is why you buy a 4x4 and drive it ont he front axle

<--- blew his dana 70 three times.