YACT: Asshole gets it back for once!

zCypher

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This is pretty funny... As I left to check out some used cars for my bro, I cruised along a 30 road at the usual 40-45.. not speeding dangerously or enough to get a ticket, not going too slow to piss everybody off.. just the right, normal cruising speed for that particular road. Furthermore, there was a light not far up ahead which seems to ALWAYS be red when you get there.

So anyhow, I'm halfway to the light when suddenly an early 90s model MX-6 (not sure if it was an MX-6 but it looked boxy/ugly.. I blame that on early 90s-ness) FLIES past me, clearly all pissed off - passing me on a solid line in a single lane. He gets to the red light, and a few seconds later I arrive right behind him. At that time I'm thinking "ha... sucker. what a dumbass (either that or he's in a really big rush)".

So we're waiting at the excessively-long red light. Fumes are coming out of the exhaust pipe quite a bit, and some passengers in the car comment jokingly on how our car's hood is smoking up (it wasn't, it's an invincible granny driven civic! :p). So, next thing.. the best thing possible happens. The guy's emergency lights turn on, as the light turns green! :D There is tons of smoke at this point, similar to what happened to Ultima's Dodge Shadow when the head gasket blew... although not as much smoke.

So basically he blew up his car trying to pass me to get to a red light. :p His car was probably about to blow up anyway but it's just hilarious that it happened the way it did.

What's even funnier is, 2 hours later when we came back, the same route... he was still sitting in his car in the same spot as when we last saw him. :D This time the hood was popped, and there was still smoke everywhere.

:D
 

Ornery

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Nice coincidence. Did you notice if it was out of coolant or was it huffing oil?
 

zCypher

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
excellent!
I would have asked if I could help just so I could have to satisfaction
We were talking about doing something like that, but we didn't bother. Would have been good. :D
 

zCypher

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Originally posted by: Ornery
Nice coincidence. Did you notice if it was out of coolant or was it huffing oil?
How would I tell (sorry, I don't know)? What I did notice was there seemed to be a lot more smoke coming out of the exhaust pipe than usual, and that it looked as if it was coming out more quickly than it should, and that it seemed pretty white. That mean anything in particular? Head gasket again? :D:D
 

Ultima

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I'll just let everyone know that these are km/h.. so in mph it's like we were going 25mph in a 15mph or something like that.
 

RU482

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hehe, that's cool

I had a guy tailgating my ass on I-74 the other day. I was going about 78 MPH, so there was no reason for him to be right on my ass...not to mention it was on the way home from picking up my new van. Anyway, I let him by. About 5 minutes later, I saw him on the side of the road pulled over by a unmarked Camaro cop. It was great! To make it even better, the guy was driving a Buick Century