YABT(yet another bathroom thread) Urinal Etiquette

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Davegod75

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Ok, so here's the deal.

I walk into the bathroom and have like 14 urinals to choose from. Ok fine, so I pick one and go about my business. A dude walks in and looks around for like a second and then picks the urinal right next to me when there is clearly 11 other ones to choose from that "aren't" right next to me.

Am I wrong or is just kinda weird? Guess the guy wanted to compare or something

Proper urinal etiquette states, "that if there's a urinal open that's not next to a guy already taking a leak then you should choose that one." I acutally think it might be that you choose the farthest one away.

Who picks a urinal right next to another guy when there's like 10 others to choose from?



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GeekDrew

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Just because someone did chose a urinal close to you doesn't mean that he wants to size you up. And even if so, what does it matter? As long as he does not make a move on you, I don't see a problem.
 
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Davegod75

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Just because someone did chose a urinal close to you doesn't mean that he wants to size you up. And even if so, what does it matter? As long as he does not make a move on you, I don't see a problem.
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it's just weird...and against the "rules"
 
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Angrymarshmello

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Just because someone did chose a urinal close to you doesn't mean that he wants to size you up. And even if so, what does it matter? As long as he does not make a move on you, I don't see a problem.
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It's a "rule"
 
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DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Davegod75
Ok, so here's the deal.

I walk into the bathroom and have like 14 urinals to choose form. ok fine so i pick one and go about my business. A dude walks in and looks around for like a second and then picks the urirnal right next to me when there is clearly 11 other ones to choose from that "aren't" right next to me.

Am I wrong or is just kinda weird.? Guess the guy wanted to compare or something

Proper urinal etiquette states that if there's a urinal open that's not next to a guy already taking a leak then you should choose that one. I acutally think it might be that you choose the farthest one away.

Who picks a urinal right next to another guy when there's like 10 others to choose from?
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Dude I got another one for ya, so today during my 3 o'clock break I head to the bathroom to relieve myself, I walk in and a guy had walked in ahead of me and was unzipping at 1 of 2 urinals, he has his hand resting on the divider which is already a no no, then as I'm unzipping he says "things have really been hectic around here lately" so me not wanting to offend him with the cold shoulder, but wanting to cease any further possible communication with another guy while I have my unit out gave a non-commital "yeah" well this idiot continues on with a conversation about downsizing, I'm like WTF?!?! Isn't this common knowledge, never talk to a guy using the urinal... EVAR.
 
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Ime

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Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Just because someone did chose a urinal close to you doesn't mean that he wants to size you up. And even if so, what does it matter? As long as he does not make a move on you, I don't see a problem.
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It's a "rule"
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*nods*

Every man knows this rule, you NEVER do this in a bathroom. Men shouldn't even have to be told this one.
 
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cycleman77

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The "Rules"
-The first one in takes one on the end.
-The next guy in takes another end.
-The next guys in go every other one.
-THEN...and only then do you go right next to some one.

Forgot to mention: No talking unless they are friends or you got a problem.
 
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Ime

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Originally posted by: cycleman77
The "Rules"
-The first one in takes one on the end.
-The next guy in takes another end.
-The next guys in go every other one.
-THEN...and only then do you go right next to some one.

Forgot to mention: No talking unless they are friends or you got a problem.
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*BUZZ* Wrong answer!

When every other urinal is taken(meaning you'd have to stand next to someone), you leave and come back later!
 
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Originally posted by: cycleman77
The "Rules"
-The first one in takes one on the end.
-The next guy in takes another end.
-The next guys in go every other one.
-THEN...and only then do you go right next to some one.

Forgot to mention: No talking unless they are friends or you got a problem.
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you are such a homo!! after every other one is taken you goto a stall
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bockchow

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no talking for any reason, if there's a problem take it outside
your line of sight should never come across any part of my person
stay as far away from me and my wang as physically possible
sexual orientation has no place in the men's room or in conversation about it
 
Babbles

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Totally, totally, against the rules. Way not cool. He clearly wanted either:

a) A piece of your piece
b) An ass kicking
 
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