YABJT: Yet Another Blonde Joke Thread

[AnyMal]

A blonde is pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her car and asks for her drivers license. She looks puzzled and asks: "What's a drivers license?" Surprised, cop says: "It's a little plastic card with your picture that says you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle in this state" The chick thinks for a second: "Where would I find it?" By this time cop is getting agitated: "It's probably in your wallet inside your purse. I will also need to see your registration." Another puzzled look: "What's the registration?" Af

Having almost lost his cool, the cop is getting back into his car and calls his sergeant over the radio:" Hey sarge! You wouldn't believe the stupid blonde I just pulled over. She has no idea what drivers license or registration is!" Sarge asks: "Is her name Cindy Jones"? Officer looks at her license:" Is it is! How did you know?!" "Never mind that. Here's what you need to do: Go back to her car and unzip your pants, but don't say a word! Don't ask me any questions, just do it and you'll know shortly".

Hesitating, he walks back to blonde's car and unzips his pants. The blonde looks at him in dispair: " Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!"

:laugh:

 

[spidey07]

nice!

 

[Demo24]

meh

 

[episodic]

6/10 🙂

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
A blonde is pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her car and asks for her drivers license. She looks puzzled and asks: "What's a drivers license?" Surprised, cop says: "It's a little plastic card with your picture that says you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle in this state" The chick thinks for a second: "Where would I find it?" By this time cop is getting agitated: "It's probably in your wallet inside your purse. I will also need to see your registration." Another puzzled look: "What's the registration?" Af

Having almost lost his cool, the cop is getting back into his car and calls his sergeant over the radio:" Hey sarge! You wouldn't believe the stupid blonde I just pulled over. She has no idea what drivers license or registration is!" Sarge asks: "Is her name Cindy Jones"? Officer looks at her license:" Is it is! How did you know?!" "Never mind that. Here's what you need to do: Go back to her car and unzip your pants, but don't say a word! Don't ask me any questions, just do it and you'll know shortly".

Hesitating, he walks back to blonde's car and unzips his pants. The blonde looks at him in dispair: " Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!"

:laugh:

definately too dirty :disgust:
There is a multitude of better ways to portray the supposed stereotyped stupidity in the blonde part of the female gender. :disgust::|:shocked::roll:

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: AnyMal
A blonde is pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her car and asks for her drivers license. She looks puzzled and asks: "What's a drivers license?" Surprised, cop says: "It's a little plastic card with your picture that says you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle in this state" The chick thinks for a second: "Where would I find it?" By this time cop is getting agitated: "It's probably in your wallet inside your purse. I will also need to see your registration." Another puzzled look: "What's the registration?" Af

Having almost lost his cool, the cop is getting back into his car and calls his sergeant over the radio:" Hey sarge! You wouldn't believe the stupid blonde I just pulled over. She has no idea what drivers license or registration is!" Sarge asks: "Is her name Cindy Jones"? Officer looks at her license:" Is it is! How did you know?!" "Never mind that. Here's what you need to do: Go back to her car and unzip your pants, but don't say a word! Don't ask me any questions, just do it and you'll know shortly".

Hesitating, he walks back to blonde's car and unzips his pants. The blonde looks at him in dispair: " Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!"

:laugh:

definately too dirty :disgust:

In Russia dirt defines you.

 

[neonerd]

i thought YABJT meant yet another blowjob thread :Q

EDIT: Oh, wait...it does 😀

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: AnyMal
A blonde is pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her car and asks for her drivers license. She looks puzzled and asks: "What's a drivers license?" Surprised, cop says: "It's a little plastic card with your picture that says you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle in this state" The chick thinks for a second: "Where would I find it?" By this time cop is getting agitated: "It's probably in your wallet inside your purse. I will also need to see your registration." Another puzzled look: "What's the registration?" Af

Having almost lost his cool, the cop is getting back into his car and calls his sergeant over the radio:" Hey sarge! You wouldn't believe the stupid blonde I just pulled over. She has no idea what drivers license or registration is!" Sarge asks: "Is her name Cindy Jones"? Officer looks at her license:" Is it is! How did you know?!" "Never mind that. Here's what you need to do: Go back to her car and unzip your pants, but don't say a word! Don't ask me any questions, just do it and you'll know shortly".

Hesitating, he walks back to blonde's car and unzips his pants. The blonde looks at him in dispair: " Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!"

:laugh:

definately too dirty :disgust:

In Russia dirt defines you.

You might be right but i am presently not residing in russia.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: AnyMal
A blonde is pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her car and asks for her drivers license. She looks puzzled and asks: "What's a drivers license?" Surprised, cop says: "It's a little plastic card with your picture that says you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle in this state" The chick thinks for a second: "Where would I find it?" By this time cop is getting agitated: "It's probably in your wallet inside your purse. I will also need to see your registration." Another puzzled look: "What's the registration?" Af

Having almost lost his cool, the cop is getting back into his car and calls his sergeant over the radio:" Hey sarge! You wouldn't believe the stupid blonde I just pulled over. She has no idea what drivers license or registration is!" Sarge asks: "Is her name Cindy Jones"? Officer looks at her license:" Is it is! How did you know?!" "Never mind that. Here's what you need to do: Go back to her car and unzip your pants, but don't say a word! Don't ask me any questions, just do it and you'll know shortly".

Hesitating, he walks back to blonde's car and unzips his pants. The blonde looks at him in dispair: " Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!"

:laugh:

definately too dirty :disgust:

In Russia dirt defines you.

You might be right but i am presently not residing in russia.

Might be right? Having lived in that craphole for 19 years, I know what I'm talking about.
And may I suggest pulling that stick out of your a$$? Really, the concept of joke is obviously foreign to you.

 

[atiyeh]

good joke!

 

[novasatori]

:thumbsup:😀