YAASRT: Yet Another Anti Smokers Rant Thread

RbSX

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Sometimes I really appreciate the fact that no one in my family smokes, because theres nothing like getting a face full of cancer stick in the morning.

I'm down in Mexico for Christmas Break with my entire family, and theres an outdoor grill, the only place you can eat minus a shirt and shoes, and when you're just getting out of the water who wants to go get dressed? So I can't change where I'm sitting.

I'm sitting down, waiting for my food and reading a book when this asshole in his mid 40s walks up, sits down and lights up, not one, not two, but three cigarettes, and promptly blows all of his smoke into my face, and the 3 little kids next to me.

What an asshole, if you're going to smoke, smoke away from the little kids, they don't need the smoke in their face, and I don't enjoy your stench getting blown in my face either.

Makes me happy that at home smoking basically isn't allowed except for in your own home.
 

RbSX

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Originally posted by: Kalvin00
done with your generalizations yet?

Nope.

Up here we have a public health care system, anyone that smokes is a cancer (no pun intended).
 

OutHouse

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so were you a man and told him to fricken take it someplace else? or were you a pussy and just walked away?

i vote for pussy.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Citrix
so were you a man and told him to fricken take it someplace else? or were you a pussy and just walked away?

i vote for pussy.

Seconded.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
He was smoking three cigarettes at the same time?
...and blowing them DIRECTLY into the OP's face. In Mexico!

I bet it was really Chuck Norris. That's why he was too afraid to say anything.
 

PHiuR

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
He was smoking three cigarettes at the same time?
...and blowing them DIRECTLY into the OP's face. In Mexico!

LoL, OP was a little bitch and didn't do anything.
 

slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Citrix
so were you a man and told him to fricken take it someplace else? or were you a pussy and just walked away?

i vote for pussy.

Seconded.

Doesn't the OP only stand up to chicks?
 

PinmasterJay

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
He was smoking three cigarettes at the same time?

Yes....All smokers smoke 3 at a time AND purposely blow the smoke in the faces of little kids :roll:
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: Citrix
so were you a man and told him to fricken take it someplace else? or were you a pussy and just walked away?

i vote for pussy.

He's posting about it here, isn't he?
 

ebaycj

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
inconsiderate bastage.

WTF is with people saying "bastage". That is completely retarded. The correct term is "Bastard", and it's not even a cuss word.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ebaycj
Originally posted by: moshquerade
inconsiderate bastage.

WTF is with people saying "bastage". That is completely retarded. The correct term is "Bastard", and it's not even a cuss word.

It's from the movie Johnny Dangerously among other places.

Roman Moronie (Richard Dimitri): "You fargon sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove um up your icehole. Dirty som-on-a-batches. My own club."
Gang member (Dick Butkus): "What a mouth on that guy."

 

torpid

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In other rants... I was down in mexico and the pharmacies were selling steroids. I'm so sick of incosiderate pharmacists.