Zanix
Diamond Member
I hate that, when you first know somebody, and she want's to go for mexican. Then you have a stomach ache all evening because of the back pressure. Ugh. Used to happen to me alll the time. (key: used to)
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not a very "flatulant" guy, schuffling across the house, letting the "windies" get the best of me.
But, sometimes, I guess like this morning,
I wake up to, "Hey!"
Me: "Huh? Whaa?"
Her: "You just farted on me!!!"
Me: "Oh my bad dawg! *props!*"
(no, i actually apologized... but I'm not really sure I'm guilty of any "crime"; I don't recall.)
I think we were back to back, so I think it hit her in the bum. She's in total denial of having a rectum or even any final stages of digestion though, so I guess I don't have to worry about revenge.
My gf is a pretty good sport though. She laughed a little, went back to sleep, and all was good.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not a very "flatulant" guy, schuffling across the house, letting the "windies" get the best of me.
But, sometimes, I guess like this morning,
I wake up to, "Hey!"
Me: "Huh? Whaa?"
Her: "You just farted on me!!!"
Me: "Oh my bad dawg! *props!*"
(no, i actually apologized... but I'm not really sure I'm guilty of any "crime"; I don't recall.)
I think we were back to back, so I think it hit her in the bum. She's in total denial of having a rectum or even any final stages of digestion though, so I guess I don't have to worry about revenge.
My gf is a pretty good sport though. She laughed a little, went back to sleep, and all was good.
