Ya mama is so fat....... Insults to bandy about

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Jul 20, 2001
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Ya mama's is so fat her picture weighs 20 pounds

Ya mama's is so fat she uses a parachute for a shower cap

Ya mama's is so fat, she has her own zip code

Ya mama's is so fat they call her an astronaut cuz she takes up space

Ya mama's is so fat her levi's arent 501's they are 747's

Ya mama's is so fat her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm
is just as big

Ya mama's is so fat she wakes up in sections

Ya mama's is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Ya mama's is so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time please

Ya mama's is so fat if she wore a green and white sweater she'd look
like a football field

Ya mama's is so fat her birthday fell off the calendar

Ya mama's is so fat that back in school she sat by everyone

Ya mama's is so fat she needs a belt to hold up her skin

Ya mama's is so fat she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a
helicopter landed on her back

Ya mama's is so fat she carries a telephone booth for a cellular phone

Ya mama's is so fat that when she hauls a&& she has to take
two trips

Ya mama's is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Ya mama's is so fat she carries a vcr as a pager

Ya mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

Ya mama's so fat, when she enters a room, everyone yells "Kool-Aid!"

 

MrHelpful

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<< Ya mama's is so fat her levi's arent 501's they are 747's

Ya mama's is so fat her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm
is just as big
>>


LOL!
 

Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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Yo mama's so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doc gave her 20 years

Yo mama's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist when she was in the shower.

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom

Yo mama's so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to role her back in

Yo mams's so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said "sorry no profesionnals"

You're so poor when I went in your front door I tripped over the back fence

You're so poor the front and back door are on the same hinge

You're house is so dirty when I walked in I tripped on a rat and a roach stole my wallet

You're house is so drity the rats drive around in dune buggies
 

ppaik

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Nov 11, 2000
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Yo mama's so fat she starts fires when wearing cordiroys

Yo mama's got so many rolls it makes me hungry

Yo mama's so fat when she runs her butt claps......APLLAUSE......thank you thank you :D



too many to type ;)
 

AmazonRasta

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Cho mama is like the local 7-11: Open all night, hot to go, and for $0.89 you can get a slurpy!

:p

Booyah!
 

mattyrug

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Sep 25, 2000
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Yo' mamma's so fat she sweats lard.
Yo' mamma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo' mamma's house is so small, the welcome mat just says wel
Yo' mamma's so ugly Frankenstien goes to Halloween Parties dressed like her.
Yo' mamma's so old she got a Jesus Starter Jacket.

Those are the only 'clean' ones i can think of, other than that, They only get worse......... ;)
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house...she really sits around the house.

Yo mamas so ugly, she gotta tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
 

MrCodeDude

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama's so fat, I shot her and Crisco came out.
Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
-- mrcodedude
 

Miramonti

Lifer
Aug 26, 2000
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yo mama is so ugly
and yo daddyy is so poor
and yo sis is so homely
and yo bro is so homo

well they just are, so there.
 

SpeedTrap

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Apr 2, 2001
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your mommas so fat the county slapped a dead end sign on her ass

your mommas so fat when she had you the doctor didnt know from where