Ya mama's is so fat her picture weighs 20 pounds
Ya mama's is so fat she uses a parachute for a shower cap
Ya mama's is so fat, she has her own zip code
Ya mama's is so fat they call her an astronaut cuz she takes up space
Ya mama's is so fat her levi's arent 501's they are 747's
Ya mama's is so fat her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm
is just as big
Ya mama's is so fat she wakes up in sections
Ya mama's is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Ya mama's is so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time please
Ya mama's is so fat if she wore a green and white sweater she'd look
like a football field
Ya mama's is so fat her birthday fell off the calendar
Ya mama's is so fat that back in school she sat by everyone
Ya mama's is so fat she needs a belt to hold up her skin
Ya mama's is so fat she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a
helicopter landed on her back
Ya mama's is so fat she carries a telephone booth for a cellular phone
Ya mama's is so fat that when she hauls a&& she has to take
two trips
Ya mama's is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Ya mama's is so fat she carries a vcr as a pager
Ya mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks
Ya mama's so fat, when she enters a room, everyone yells "Kool-Aid!"
Ya mama's is so fat she uses a parachute for a shower cap
Ya mama's is so fat, she has her own zip code
Ya mama's is so fat they call her an astronaut cuz she takes up space
Ya mama's is so fat her levi's arent 501's they are 747's
Ya mama's is so fat her measurements are 36-24-36 and her other arm
is just as big
Ya mama's is so fat she wakes up in sections
Ya mama's is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Ya mama's is so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time please
Ya mama's is so fat if she wore a green and white sweater she'd look
like a football field
Ya mama's is so fat her birthday fell off the calendar
Ya mama's is so fat that back in school she sat by everyone
Ya mama's is so fat she needs a belt to hold up her skin
Ya mama's is so fat she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a
helicopter landed on her back
Ya mama's is so fat she carries a telephone booth for a cellular phone
Ya mama's is so fat that when she hauls a&& she has to take
two trips
Ya mama's is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Ya mama's is so fat she carries a vcr as a pager
Ya mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks
Ya mama's so fat, when she enters a room, everyone yells "Kool-Aid!"
