[YA Breast T] Except mine includes a chainsaw!!!

[OulOat]

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.

The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.

"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesman said.

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What kind of freaking show is this?!? Discuss.

 

[murphy55d]

W T F

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

 

[Heisenberg]

"Dude, WTF is wrong with German people?!"

/south park

 

[amoeba]

those crazy germans.

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: OulOat

What kind of freaking show is this?!?

Uh--German?

 

[samgau]

Very crazy people.... why not use a pair of sissors like other people...

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman

Originally posted by: OulOat

What kind of freaking show is this?!?

Uh--German?

German is a type of show now?

 

[DurocShark]

Definitely added to the WTF files...

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: samgau
Very crazy people.... why not use a pair of sissors like other people...

or simply use your teeth.

 

[PanzerIV]

What a half time show that would have made! At least THEN there would be something to talk about over and over if Justin nearly tore Janet in half

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: samgau
Very crazy people.... why not use a pair of sissors like other people...

or simply use your teeth.

That's too cliche for the average German.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

Yes, explain this "schiesser" porn

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

Yes, explain this "schiesser" porn

I was going to ask, but decided that I was probably the only person who was on the outside of this one, and didn't want to look dumb. But since you guys are clueless also....

What the heck is this schiesser porn stuff M4H? Huh?

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: Metalloid

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

Yes, explain this "schiesser" porn

I was going to ask, but decided that I was probably the only person who was on the outside of this one, and didn't want to look dumb. But since you guys are clueless also....

What the heck is this schiesser porn stuff M4H? Huh?

You don't want to know...

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: Metalloid

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

Yes, explain this "schiesser" porn

I was going to ask, but decided that I was probably the only person who was on the outside of this one, and didn't want to look dumb. But since you guys are clueless also....

What the heck is this schiesser porn stuff M4H? Huh?

You don't want to know...

Yes, yes we do. Bukkake I know, but schiesser? Even Urbandictionary has never heard of it.

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: Metalloid

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Hey, they invented Schiesser pr0n. I'm sure this was just the next logical step.

- M4H

what schiesser porn?

Yes, explain this "schiesser" porn

I was going to ask, but decided that I was probably the only person who was on the outside of this one, and didn't want to look dumb. But since you guys are clueless also....

What the heck is this schiesser porn stuff M4H? Huh?

You don't want to know...

Well since scheiss means shit...perhaps we can guess from that...

 

[silverpig]

Yowza

One in red

 

[silverpig]

I believe it's spelled

scheisse

"Mom, if you were in any german scheisse videos, you, you'd tell me right?"

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Yowza

One in red

Wow. The one on the right is seriously nasty. Left...can't be a girl.