[X360/PS3] Conan The Barbarian--My impressions...

warcrow

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I've played through and compelted the game on the X360 and played about 1 hours worth on the PS3 just so I could compare the two look and feel-wise.

Gameplay
God of War fans rejoice--well, for the most part. To say that this game is derivative of Kratos and his adventures through the greek mythos would be an overstatement (minus the greek drama). But hey--if you're going to make an action adventure game and are going to borrow concepts from a franchise, it might as well be from one of the best out there. Though this game might not be as good the GoW series, I think that it's probably the best attempt out there to mimick the game in it's attempts to capture the raw, visceral feel of the action.

It's a button masher for sure. But, not in the way that a 3 year old could master, for the amount of moves and combos that are available to you do rival most other games of this type. So, you'll slowly trickle in new combo moves throughout the game, but by the end of the game I found myself really only using 4 or 5 of the dozens and dozens of combos available to you. See, the game breaks the combos down even by catagories like "Grabs", "One-handed", "Two-handed", and so on. So, some moves are only available when you have, say, a shield in hand--like a sheild bash.

You start the game out with a few basic moves and as you progress, you unlock new combos with red orbs (the currecy in the game). Red orbs are gathered by killing off the baddies, slamming or kicking treasure chests, smashing pots, or a host of other barbaric actions.


Graphics
I really dug the art style and graphical presentation of this game. It has the, sort of, chunky think-lined artistic style of the Golden-Age Comic book series. It's just oozing of John Bucema ( http://www.dynamicforces.com/images/conan5.jpg ) style and though I dont really prefer his art in my comic books--I can deffinitly appreciate it in this game.

Technically speaking, the game has all the bells and whistles that are standard fare in games of recent release including HDR and specular highlighting. It's, my all means, not a BioShock blowing you out of your seat. But it does its job well.


Sound/Music
The famed God of War composer, Michael Reagan, created an original score for this game filling it with deep drums pounding away in the background. It's fitting and enjoyable for the settings. Loved it.

Most of the sound FX are fine, but what really stuck out for me were the randon quips Conan would make randomly after performing a brutal action, killing someone. Some times lines were repeated, but there seemed to be enough in there that it was always enjoyable--some even lead me to a chuckle. He's a barbarian saying barbaric things--it's fun. :)


Etc (the stuff that needs to be heard, but doesnt have a catagory)

Boss battles are fun! There are too many games out there that have boss battles that are just plain boring. You know the type--were you just can't wait for it to be over so you can get back to the fun part of the game. Well, I'm glad to report that there are some fun boss battles in this game that will have you squeezing your toes. I know, WTF does that mean, right? It's funny because I found myself squeezing my toes intensly during some boss battles. My health was just so low and the boss was so close to death--I couldnt take it!

The auto-save system works well!
Because I died a lot during most of the boss fights, I can vouche for this. Most of the boss battles mimic the Nintendo 3-layered-boss design, so they tend to be long fights and a death is pretty much inevitable.

Cheap bastard!
One thing I want to bring up, and really feel needs to be pointed out, is the cheap boss battles. Most of them are fine and don't feel cheap. But there are two that come to mind right now that actually made me yell at my TV--"OH THAT'S SO FREAK'N CHEAP!". In particular, the final boss has some of the cheapest moves I've ever expereicned in a game! One move, in particular, has him thrusting his arm into the ground and his hand resurfacing below you--no matter where you are. At one point in the fight, I was several feet (in the game) away from the area where his hand surfaced and Conan basically teleported into his hand. WHAT!? It only happened a few times, thankfully, but it still felt cheap and had me pissed. There is another one, and it's beyond cheap, but I dont want to spoil any more of the game. But it had me waving my arms in the air, calling for my wife to witness the craziness.

So, overall, I really enjoyed the game. I beat it in about 7-8 hours and for me for this type of game--that's a little short. I'm not going to recommend or not recommend this game for anyone--I'm just going to let you guys judge for yourself. I'll just present my expereince here for you. I just want people, specifically GoW fans, to at least consider it for a rental.

Hope this helps some look at the game now and maybe consider buying or at the very least renting it, becuase I dont think it's getting enough attention.
 

warcrow

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Oh--almost forgot to mention--you get to rescue countless topless babes. Lots of boobies in this game. ;)
 

Modeps

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I personally thought the demo was garbage and very shallow, had certain environmental nice-ities, but was ultimately not good looking. I went from wanting to pick it up, to just saying screw it and not caring at all anymore... yes, its trying to be God of War, but it fails completely. Conan has none of the style that Kratos had. I could mash buttons with that guy for days on end, but with Conan, I just felt like sticking a sword in my stomach.
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: Modeps
I personally thought the demo was garbage and very shallow, had certain environmental nice-ities, but was ultimately not good looking. I went from wanting to pick it up, to just saying screw it and not caring at all anymore... yes, its trying to be God of War, but it fails completely. Conan has none of the style that Kratos had. I could mash buttons with that guy for days on end, but with Conan, I just felt like sticking a sword in my stomach.

I haven't played this game nor do I think I will, but what you are saying has basically been the view I've heard most people give of this game.
 

Aikouka

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I couldn't stand the controls or the camera, so I doubt I'll buy it unless it's $30.
 

Thraxen

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I think I'm going to Gamefly this game. I actually enjoyed the demo. Not as much as God of War, but I'm a fan of hack-n-slash games.
 

raystorm

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I finished the game and liked it. I liked the combat and all the combos you can do. The game looks fine though nothing special and the sound is good. One of the reviews (I think EGM) said all you have to do is just pound on the "x" button (light attack) which is so far off the truth. You can get murdered big time if you don't block, dodge, use hard and light attack combos...etc. I loved comboing various attacks into pile drivers and stuff. The last boss is HORRIBLE and the camera needs work but you shouldn't have any real problems with it. Ron Perlman does a terrible job of voicing Conan which is too bad since you'll hear it often.


I don't think the game is worth 60 bucks nor is it as good as the God of War games but its a very safe $30 purchase. To tell you the truth I found the game refreshing since it feels like I've been playing nothing but FPS and military/space marine games on the 360 and pc so a good hack n'slash game with tons of gore was what I needed.
 

warcrow

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Originally posted by: raystorm
I finished the game and liked it. I liked the combat and all the combos you can do. The game looks fine though nothing special and the sound is good. One of the reviews (I think EGM) said all you have to do is just pound on the "x" button (light attack) which is so far off the truth. You can get murdered big time if you don't block, dodge, use hard and light attack combos...etc. I loved comboing various attacks into pile drivers and stuff. The last boss is HORRIBLE and the camera needs work but you shouldn't have any real problems with it. Ron Perlman does a terrible job of voicing Conan which is too bad since you'll hear it often.


I don't think the game is worth 60 bucks nor is it as good as the God of War games but its a very safe $30 purchase. To tell you the truth I found the game refreshing since it feels like I've been playing nothing but FPS and military/space marine games on the 360 and pc so a good hack n'slash game with tons of gore was what I needed.

I think that's a fair statement. I've been playing a lot of FPS lately, so it's nice that this breaks up the game type.

About the X button and that's all you need--no way. That's not even possible since some of the enemies actually require you to block their attacks in order for you go get an attack in.

BTW--did you notice that their is a "camel punch" move to unlock. Nice nod to the movie. :)
 

raystorm

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Originally posted by: warcrow


BTW--did you notice that their is a "camel punch" move to unlock. Nice nod to the movie. :)


Yep, and its a good way to start a combo too..then end it with a backbreaker. RRROOARRR! Its fun and some of the reviews (ie: EGM) sound like they just played the first level and stopped there.

I suppose one big negative for me is that stats don't accumulated when starting a new game. I was going to play the game on the hardest mode some other time but your stats reset!! WHY!?! That was a big mistake as I would play the game again just to get the rest of the achievements.
 

warcrow

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Are you playing the 360 or PS3 version. I forgot to mention that the PS3 version has a local achievement system built in.
 

raystorm

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Originally posted by: warcrow
Are you playing the 360 or PS3 version. I forgot to mention that the PS3 version has a local achievement system built in.


360 version. I don't know about the ps3 version but it sucks that the stats are resetted. booo
 

warcrow

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Originally posted by: raystorm
Originally posted by: warcrow
Are you playing the 360 or PS3 version. I forgot to mention that the PS3 version has a local achievement system built in.


360 version. I don't know about the ps3 version but it sucks that the stats are resetted. booo

Yea, that kind of does make sense. You would think that the devs would do everything they could to foster an environment that would allow replayability or at least encourage it. Did you check the unlockables section?
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Modeps
I personally thought the demo was garbage and very shallow, had certain environmental nice-ities, but was ultimately not good looking. I went from wanting to pick it up, to just saying screw it and not caring at all anymore... yes, its trying to be God of War, but it fails completely. Conan has none of the style that Kratos had. I could mash buttons with that guy for days on end, but with Conan, I just felt like sticking a sword in my stomach.

I agree. The demo was boring and seemed very clunky. Combat wasn't fluid at all. Granted it should get better with more combos unlocked, but it doesn't help when I'm not having enough fun to keep playing and UNLOCK those combos.
 

hans030390

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I hated the demo. Hated the cutscenes. Thought it looked like crap. Thought it was boring.

Plus, the boobies...too boring...too many. Big deal.
 

warcrow

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Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Modeps
I personally thought the demo was garbage and very shallow, had certain environmental nice-ities, but was ultimately not good looking. I went from wanting to pick it up, to just saying screw it and not caring at all anymore... yes, its trying to be God of War, but it fails completely. Conan has none of the style that Kratos had. I could mash buttons with that guy for days on end, but with Conan, I just felt like sticking a sword in my stomach.

I agree. The demo was boring and seemed very clunky. Combat wasn't fluid at all. Granted it should get better with more combos unlocked, but it doesn't help when I'm not having enough fun to keep playing and UNLOCK those combos.

I've not played the demo, but it seems that this is the general consensus amongst gamers. But it also seems the people who have played the full retail are enjoying it.

Interesting.....
 

vi edit

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Definitely worth a rental. I had it for the last week, and put about 7 hours of gameplay in.

Really enjoyed a rather mindless button masher. Like was said, you just can't walk around mashing the "X" button. There are other things you need to do to survive. Plus different weapons for different opponents.

I giggled like a kid when I was able to grab two battle axes and fire up a whirlwind combo that took off the legs of about 5 different thugs in one fell swipe. :p

Plus the pary moves are just too cool.

There certainly are some frustrating parts though. Lack of camera, cheap tactics (shield guys with spikes!!!), and lame jumping/climbing events make you want to throw the controller every now and then.

But for a game you can just sit down and destroy people without getting too overly invovled in a multi-hour power session it's a nice change.

Not worth a buy, but easily worth a couple buck rental.
 

Modeps

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Originally posted by: warcrow
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Modeps
I personally thought the demo was garbage and very shallow, had certain environmental nice-ities, but was ultimately not good looking. I went from wanting to pick it up, to just saying screw it and not caring at all anymore... yes, its trying to be God of War, but it fails completely. Conan has none of the style that Kratos had. I could mash buttons with that guy for days on end, but with Conan, I just felt like sticking a sword in my stomach.

I agree. The demo was boring and seemed very clunky. Combat wasn't fluid at all. Granted it should get better with more combos unlocked, but it doesn't help when I'm not having enough fun to keep playing and UNLOCK those combos.

I've not played the demo, but it seems that this is the general consensus amongst gamers. But it also seems the people who have played the full retail are enjoying it.

Interesting.....

Lets put it this way, with the amount of seemingly AAA titles coming out this fall/winter, you'd better wow me or you're not getting my money. Conan's demo had nothing wowing about it.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: warcrow
Oh--almost forgot to mention--you get to rescue countless topless babes. Lots of boobies in this game. ;)

boobies? no wai!

sounds like a rental for me