WWYD: Paintball or Beach

AmpedSilence

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If given the option what would you do?

a) Paintball with your brother

-or-

b) Weekend at the beach with the girlfriend

they are on the same weekend.

Edit...

Since you guys think that this me making a choice, in reality I was more looking for what answer I should expect from my brother.

I asked him last night if he wanted to go paintballing next weekend, to which he replied that he was asked to go to the beach "by friends", pending approval from the parental units. I did not know about the beach thing when I asked him. Also, he knows that I basically despise his gf, hence he masked it as "friends" Doing a little "facebook research", his gf has a 5 day trip planned with her family coming up, and even i can put two and two together. Them going out for almost four years, it is natural for her to ask my brother if he wants to go.

I pretty much had my answer when he asked my mom... "What do think i should do, go paintballing with a bunch of people i dont know or go to the beach with my "friends" that haven't seen all semester?" But you know, I was curious if I was just misreading things.
 

clamum

Lifer
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Paintball is fun but I'd take the weekend at the beach with girlfriend option. :thumbsup:
 

DaShen

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Bros before... what?

j/k

Seriously, is there even a need for a question...? beach with your gal. :)
Your bro will understand. You can always make it up to him later.
 

BD2003

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Unwritten ATOT rule: When a group containing a vast number of virgins is polled on whether they would A) spend any sort of time with a female of any sort, B) have any other sort of fun that does not involve females - they will ALWAYS choose A.
 

Hammerhead

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Answer these questions:
Would you mind if your brother went painballing with some other guy?
Would you mind if your gf went to the beach with some other guy?
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: BD2003
Unwritten ATOT rule: When a group containing a vast number of virgins is polled on whether they would A) spend any sort of time with a female of any sort, B) have any other sort of fun that does not involve females - they will ALWAYS choose A.


Hahahaha... if the girlfriend is a girl you like spending time with, I believe any guy would choose A over B. Now if she annoys the heck out of you, then of course B, but that just means you should break up. Of course, if it is a long term girlfriend, and you guys do alot together already, but you don't get to hang out with your buddies much anymore, that is a different story altogether.


Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Answer these questions:
Would you mind if your brother went painballing with some other guy?
Would you mind if your gf went to the beach with some other guy?


BINGO.
 
L

Lola

ok, here is what your plan should be... log on to alsbikini.com or wickedweasel.com, rush order a new bathing suit for your GF and go to the beach! you won't even remember or care about what else you could have been doing that day.
 

AmpedSilence

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alright, let's make it a bit more complicated....

GF of 3 years, almost 4.

I just spent the last four months in New Zealand studying aboard. And will be moving into dorm room in a month with my GF living next door.
 

40Hands

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Unless beach time was fully planned ahead, I would go paintballing.

Beach time is fun but if your dating this girl, chances are you are spending all other waking hours with her. Get out there and shoot your brother with some paint.
 

Fourier Transform

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Take your gf paint balling so you can show her how much you pwn.

Make sure you have a kdr of at least 4.0 so that she knows you're l337.
 

BD2003

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Hahahaha... if the girlfriend is a girl you like spending time with, I believe any guy would choose A over B. Now if she annoys the heck out of you, then of course B, but that just means you should break up. Of course, if it is a long term girlfriend, and you guys do alot together already, but you don't get to hang out with your buddies much anymore, that is a different story altogether.</end quote></div>

This isnt a choice between the idea of going to the beach with your GF or going to play PB. Obviously both are fun. He's actually asking what he should do this weekend, in which the decision hinges upon a zillion different factors, but if pose it as a blanket conceptual questions around here, you're only going to get one answer.


Originally posted by: Hammerhead
Answer these questions:
Would you mind if your brother went painballing with some other guy?
Would you mind if your gf went to the beach with some other guy?

BINGO.

If my GF went to the beach alone with some other dude because I went to play paintball, she'd have some serious 'splaining to do or else the both of them had better find some goggles real quick when I get home.
 

yuppiejr

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Simple - go with whichever commitment you made first.

Depending on what his G/F looks and how much time she spends at the gym/plastic surgeon the alsbikini or wicketweasel could be bad for everyone involved.... I certainly wouldn't want to see some 250 pound woman strutting her stuff on the beach in a bikini made of dental floss and a few patches of lace...
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: Fourier Transform
Take your gf paint balling so you can show her how much you pwn.

Make sure you have a kdr of at least 4.0 so that she knows you're l337.

On the contrary - I've played paintball with quite a few females. As soon as a really cute one shows up on the paintball field, you hear all the snickering behind their back - "I'm going to shoot her in the ***" etc. Every single time, the girl has outplayed every guy with the same amount of experience. I don't know why.
 

AmpedSilence

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Originally posted by: BD2003

This isnt a choice between the idea of going to the beach with your GF or going to play PB. Obviously both are fun. He's actually asking what he should do this weekend, in which the decision hinges upon a zillion different factors, but if pose it as a blanket conceptual questions around here, you're only going to get one answer.

Well actually, I am more looking for what answer I should expect from my brother. I asked him last night if he wanted to go paintballing next weekend, to which he replied that he was asked to go to the beach "by friends", pending approval from the parental units. I did not know about the beach thing when I asked him. Also, he knows that I basically despise his gf, hence he masked it as "friends" Doing a little "facebook research", his gf has a 5 day trip planned with her family coming up, and even i can put two and two together. Them going out for almost four years, it is natural for her to ask my brother if he wants to go.

I pretty much had my answer when he asked my mom... "What do think i should do, go paintballing with a bunch of people i dont know or go to the beach with my "friends" that haven't seen all semester?" But you know, I was curious if I was just misreading things.
 

mugs

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I picked paintball, but I'm married so I see my wife plenty. I think paintball is more fun than going to the beach, so that would be the deciding factor for me.
 

lokiju

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Originally posted by: mugs
I picked paintball, but I'm married so I see my wife plenty. I think paintball is more fun than going to the beach, so that would be the deciding factor for me.

I picked the beach but for myself personally, I would have gone with the same choice and reasoning as mugs.

But since it's your GF, I'd think the beach would be the better choice for you based off of knowing nothing about you.
 

jdoggg12

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I picked paintball, my gf and i ride our bikes to the beach all the time, since i live only .5 mile away. Paintball is more fun.