WWWHHHHHOOOOOAAAA!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHH... I Just Loaded Up On Italian Coffee And Now I WIIIIRRRREEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Windogg]

My heart is beating at 600 BPM, the room in sorta spinning and I have the urge to run a marathon. Everyhting feels like its in slo-mo. WOOOOWWWWW!!!!

All this because of Italian coffee. We have a lot of Europeons in our office and one of them brewed up a pot of the stuff. Imagine turning a 8oz cup of coffee and reducing it to a 1 1/2 oz shot. The stuff had the consistancy of maple syrup. Being brave, crazy, or stupid (probably all of the above), I filled up an 8oz cup and downed it black. My hands are shaking so bad I can barely type. Talk about jet fuel for humans.

I'm not doing this again. WHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Windogg

 

[Zucchini]

Sweeeeeeet! Nothings kewler then a caffine rush You go girl/guy(i just don't know anymore) hehe oh well back to my boring starbux coffee

 

[vi edit]

Whahoo buccaroo!

Think you can take lozer on by foot?

 

[Windogg]

That stuff made espresso seem like caffeine free diet Coke.

BRING ON LOZER!!!!!

Windooooogggggggg

 

[andylawcc]

that's why you posted it in HW too?

and you sure its Italian Coffee and not Columbian Crack?

 

[Windogg]

Trembling mouse finger was too quick. It was probably spiked with crystal meth or something.

Uh oh... bad thought. Shaky hands + need to unrinate = extensive bathroom clean up. I think I go in the woods.

Windogg

 

[Windogg]

Ahhhh.... felt good to "water the lawn".

I CLAIM THIS TREE BY MARKING IT AS MINE AND PROCLAIM IT PART OF WINDOGG WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Windogg the XVIII - Ruler of Large Maple Tree

 

[M00T]

windogg... yer weird

 

[Windogg]

M00T: I use to not believe it but by the time the 263 person tells you, that little light in the attic kinda goes off. Just tell me when I begin to scare people.

Windogg

 

[M00T]

You scared me a long time ago when you tried to convince us all that you were female.

I'm still having the nightmares... *trembles*

 

[KidViciou$]

windogg, go talk to the idiot

this should make for an interesting story, hahaha

 

[M00T]

idiot?... what did i miss?

 

[Windogg]

KidViciou$: I did today (ugh). I'll compile a rant later.

Windogg

 

[andylawcc]

hey Windogg, look behind you, Mr. Pokemon is staring at you, go catch him!

 

[Windogg]

I'll kick Picachu's yellow butt!!!

 

[M00T]

Better watch out windogg. People took that female thing serious. I mean, you got andy trying to poke you from behind or something weird like that.

 

[andylawcc]

PSYDUCK RULES!!!

 

[KidViciou$]

NO NO NO!!! DO IT NOW, WHILE YOU HAVE ENERGY, YOU CAN TYPE IT FAST

 

[Adul]

No don't you mightforgettoaddspacesintheproperplaces.

 

[HoopDogg]

One of the reasons I don't drink coffee!

 

[Linux23]

Windogg, try some eqyptian coffee and give me a call! Amateurs!

Oh, and the heart racing thing, is not a good thing!

 

[Pastfinder]

Jolt with Caffein pills dissolved in it

 

[Windogg]

I must have Vivarin around here somewhere.......

Tomorrow I ask one of the Middle Eastern guys to make Egyptian Coffee. Mmmmmm.... I can hear my left venticle racing already.

Windogg