Steeplerot
Lifer
?7:42PM? "WWII for the 1337"
?7:42PM? Hitler is talking to these people
?7:42PM? and he's like
?7:43PM? "ph34r, i r 1337"
?7:43PM? and they are all like, "omgz k"
?7:43PM? thus, hitler rises to power in germany
?7:43PM? now
?7:43PM? the british and french are like "wtf"
?7:43PM? so they talk to him
?7:43PM? and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing"
?7:43PM? now
?7:44PM? well
?7:44PM? we'll skip in the middle
?7:44PM? September 1st, 1939
?7:44PM? Hitler invades poland
?7:44PM? the polish are like "omg wtf"
?7:44PM? and the germans are like "ph34r"
?7:44PM? polish are like "wtf no"
?7:44PM? and then the germans pwn them all
?7:44PM? poland falls to the germans
?7:45PM? next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line
?7:45PM? the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs
?7:45PM? anyhow
?7:45PM? with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf"
?7:45PM? eventually, hitler gets through belgium and attacks france, bypassing the maginot line
?7:45PM? the french are like "omg h4x!"
?7:46PM? and the germans are, again, like "ph34r"
?7:46PM? France falls
?7:46PM? Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans
?7:46PM? now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk
?7:47PM? and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn"
?7:47PM? and winston churchill says "n00bs, no"
?7:47PM? then all the british begin h4x0r
?7:47PM? most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day
?7:47PM? things quiet down for a bit
?7:48PM? anyway
?7:48PM? things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
?7:48PM? so, he does
?7:48PM? the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING!!!!@!!@#!"
?7:48PM? and the germans are still like "ph34r n00bz"
?7:48PM? the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
?7:48PM? and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
?7:49PM? the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
?7:49PM? now, the russians are like "omgz pwn"
?7:49PM? and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union
?7:49PM? so there you have it in europe
?7:49PM? but what's happening in the pacific?
?7:50PM? now
?7:50PM? japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating
?7:50PM? in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor
?7:50PM? the US was just like "omgz k"
?7:51PM? and the japs were like "thx"
?7:51PM? suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii
?7:51PM? the americans are like "WTF"
?7:51PM? and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r"
?7:51PM? seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught
?7:52PM? roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan
?7:52PM? the japanese were very 1337
?7:52PM? they really knew how to h4x0rz
?7:53PM? so the us suffered a string of defeats
?7:53PM? until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map
?7:53PM? the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway
?7:54PM? the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code
?7:54PM? and learned of the plot
?7:54PM? so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat
?7:54PM? the japanese began their attack on midway
?7:55PM? they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?"
?7:55PM? the americans are now like "omgz pwn"
?7:55PM? they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese
?7:56PM? from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war
?7:56PM? now, back to europe
?7:56PM? the year is now 1944
?7:56PM? the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now
?7:56PM? the british have been pwning them at night
?7:57PM? eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe
?7:57PM? and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced
?7:58PM? the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones
?7:58PM? still, they put up a very 1337 fight
?7:58PM? rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea
?7:58PM? but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu"
?7:59PM? because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel
?7:59PM? after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage
?7:59PM? crisscrossing the french countryside
?8:00PM? the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through
?8:00PM? this posed a severe problem for the allies
?8:00PM? some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage
?8:01PM? when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz"
?8:01PM? the americans were like "omgz pwn"
?8:01PM? though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost
?8:02PM? but the germans would not be lasting much longer
?8:02PM? with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support
?8:02PM? the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end
?8:02PM? needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf"
?8:03PM? with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich
?8:03PM? soon the allies reached the rhine river
?8:03PM? the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across
?8:03PM? except one
?8:03PM? then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it
?8:03PM? the germans were like "OMGZ H4X"
?8:04PM? the allies had entered germany itself
?8:04PM? much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides
?8:04PM? the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first
?8:04PM? where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was
?8:05PM? hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..."
?8:05PM? he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany
?8:05PM? the war in europe is over.
?8:06PM? meanwhile in the pacific.....
?8:06PM? with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further
?8:06PM? they begin pwning islands
?8:06PM? island after island falls
?8:06PM? iwo jima falls
?8:06PM? okinawa falls
?8:07PM? not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs
?8:07PM? the japanese are like OMGWTFBBQ??????
?8:07PM? world war two is over
?8:07PM? everyone goes home and gets laid and invents ROFLCOPTERS!!!
?8:07PM? the end
Have a good 2005 all!
?7:42PM? Hitler is talking to these people
?7:42PM? and he's like
?7:43PM? "ph34r, i r 1337"
?7:43PM? and they are all like, "omgz k"
?7:43PM? thus, hitler rises to power in germany
?7:43PM? now
?7:43PM? the british and french are like "wtf"
?7:43PM? so they talk to him
?7:43PM? and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing"
?7:43PM? now
?7:44PM? well
?7:44PM? we'll skip in the middle
?7:44PM? September 1st, 1939
?7:44PM? Hitler invades poland
?7:44PM? the polish are like "omg wtf"
?7:44PM? and the germans are like "ph34r"
?7:44PM? polish are like "wtf no"
?7:44PM? and then the germans pwn them all
?7:44PM? poland falls to the germans
?7:45PM? next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line
?7:45PM? the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they were just n00bs
?7:45PM? anyhow
?7:45PM? with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are like "omg wtf"
?7:45PM? eventually, hitler gets through belgium and attacks france, bypassing the maginot line
?7:45PM? the french are like "omg h4x!"
?7:46PM? and the germans are, again, like "ph34r"
?7:46PM? France falls
?7:46PM? Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans
?7:46PM? now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the beaches of dunkirk
?7:47PM? and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn"
?7:47PM? and winston churchill says "n00bs, no"
?7:47PM? then all the british begin h4x0r
?7:47PM? most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day
?7:47PM? things quiet down for a bit
?7:48PM? anyway
?7:48PM? things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
?7:48PM? so, he does
?7:48PM? the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING!!!!@!!@#!"
?7:48PM? and the germans are still like "ph34r n00bz"
?7:48PM? the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
?7:48PM? and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
?7:49PM? the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
?7:49PM? now, the russians are like "omgz pwn"
?7:49PM? and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet union
?7:49PM? so there you have it in europe
?7:49PM? but what's happening in the pacific?
?7:50PM? now
?7:50PM? japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating
?7:50PM? in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days before pearl harbor
?7:50PM? the US was just like "omgz k"
?7:51PM? and the japs were like "thx"
?7:51PM? suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor, hawaii
?7:51PM? the americans are like "WTF"
?7:51PM? and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r"
?7:51PM? seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were unable to repel the onslaught
?7:52PM? roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan
?7:52PM? the japanese were very 1337
?7:52PM? they really knew how to h4x0rz
?7:53PM? so the us suffered a string of defeats
?7:53PM? until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal point on the map
?7:53PM? the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy midway
?7:54PM? the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code
?7:54PM? and learned of the plot
?7:54PM? so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat
?7:54PM? the japanese began their attack on midway
?7:55PM? they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?"
?7:55PM? the americans are now like "omgz pwn"
?7:55PM? they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese
?7:56PM? from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive battle for the rest of the war
?7:56PM? now, back to europe
?7:56PM? the year is now 1944
?7:56PM? the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the air for some time now
?7:56PM? the british have been pwning them at night
?7:57PM? eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on fortress europe
?7:57PM? and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced
?7:58PM? the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual landing zones
?7:58PM? still, they put up a very 1337 fight
?7:58PM? rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the allies into the sea
?7:58PM? but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu"
?7:59PM? because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel
?7:59PM? after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called bocage
?7:59PM? crisscrossing the french countryside
?8:00PM? the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through
?8:00PM? this posed a severe problem for the allies
?8:00PM? some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage
?8:01PM? when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz"
?8:01PM? the americans were like "omgz pwn"
?8:01PM? though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost
?8:02PM? but the germans would not be lasting much longer
?8:02PM? with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they could now concentrate on close air support
?8:02PM? the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end
?8:02PM? needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf"
?8:03PM? with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of their homeland, the end was near for the third reich
?8:03PM? soon the allies reached the rhine river
?8:03PM? the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across
?8:03PM? except one
?8:03PM? then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it
?8:03PM? the germans were like "OMGZ H4X"
?8:04PM? the allies had entered germany itself
?8:04PM? much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after much pwnage being dealt from both sides
?8:04PM? the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first
?8:04PM? where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it was
?8:05PM? hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..."
?8:05PM? he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep in germany
?8:05PM? the war in europe is over.
?8:06PM? meanwhile in the pacific.....
?8:06PM? with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at midway, they press their luck further
?8:06PM? they begin pwning islands
?8:06PM? island after island falls
?8:06PM? iwo jima falls
?8:06PM? okinawa falls
?8:07PM? not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs
?8:07PM? the japanese are like OMGWTFBBQ??????
?8:07PM? world war two is over
?8:07PM? everyone goes home and gets laid and invents ROFLCOPTERS!!!
?8:07PM? the end
Have a good 2005 all!
