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Harvey

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Hey! It really works. You all know I'm an old fart, but now, you know my secret. I've actually been posting on this forum since just after the Civil War. ;)

Damn! The fact that a patent was actually granted for this BS makes me a little embarrassed that I have two real patents of my own. Of course, I've built my devices, and they work, but it sure takes the luster off of having them. :disgust:
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Can I sue him if I buy one and die?

Exactly what I was thinking! You could guarantee that the device will work because if it doesn't, no one will be there to make a claim against the guarantee!
BRILLIANT!
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Can I sue him if I buy one and die?

Exactly what I was thinking! You could guarantee that the device will work because if it doesn't, no one will be there to make a claim against the guarantee!
BRILLIANT!

I'll buy one, then I'll never hafta look both ways before stepping off the curb again. ;)