*WTH*???? San Francisco Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon' (!)

[ScoobMaster]

I........ Am.................... speechless.........................

story here

 

[ElFenix]

uh oh... this might become one of those things that gets reposted 10 times...

 

[Ryan]

I'd only last 30 seconds Are they gonna provide me with some type of topical anestetic so I can last for the whole masterbatathon?!?!?!

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I'd only last 30 seconds

Is it the viewing the other men getting you so turned on you lose it?

 

[godmare]

uuuhhhhh damn.
Not really much to say about this one, though...
Sticky to combat reposts?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I'd only last 30 seconds

Is it the viewing the other men getting you so turned on you lose it?

It would appear you're the only one with that particular problem.

 

[Cuda1447]

This is retarded...

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: godmare
uuuhhhhh damn.
Not really much to say about this one, though...
Sticky to combat reposts?

I think it will be plenty sticky on it's own... :Q

amish

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I'd only last 30 seconds

Is it the viewing the other men getting you so turned on you lose it?

It would appear you're the only one with that particular problem.

You're so not clever. I wouldn't participate.

Now eat the cookie.

 

[teddymines]

What a bunch of jerks...

 

[bunker]

From the sounds of Fausto's sig, he might do well in this one .

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I'd only last 30 seconds

Is it the viewing the other men getting you so turned on you lose it?

It would appear you're the only one with that particular problem.

You're so not clever. I wouldn't participate.

Now eat the cookie.

Hmm....you claim you wouldn't participate, yet you make a relatively obscure reference to a male group-masturbation ritual. Are you sure there's not something you'd like to tell us?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here

...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: bunker
From the sounds of Fausto's sig, he might do well in this one .

Hehe.......a group masturbation suicide cult. How excellent.

/runs off to purchase acreage for a "Spank Compound"

 

[Nitemare]

Just make sure that you wear shoes and no open toed sandals if you plan on attending....

 

[stockjock]

What a bunch of jerks...

lmao

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here

...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.

I agree.

And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.

 

[conjur]

Those goofy liberals!

 

[BamBam215]

So you have a group of men and a group of women. Instead of just pairing them up, they'll just stare at each other and masterbate? Hm..

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here

...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.

I agree.

And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.

Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!

Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Just make sure that you wear shoes and no open toed sandals if you plan on attending....

LOL

hahahaha.

 

[The Stigenator]

sounds like fun..

I woudlnt mind joining.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
sounds like fun..

I woudlnt mind joining.

Don't you have a girlfriend?

- M4H

 

[machintos]

Well, wherever they're having the "masturbat-a-thon" is not going to be a pretty place whenever they're done...
NASTY...

 

[Ryan]

Maybe we could organize an Anandtech meet in concert with the Masterbatathon