WTH is this seller smoking?

[Mill]

HAHA stupid bitch!

 

[abaez]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

angelkitty200285: i havent bought them yet, but i plan on soon... i have a sporty Bomb Muffler on its way through mail... will order the air and oil inake stuff and header if buyer wants them added on.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: are those the mufflers that go woo woo?

oh my god I almost died when I read this ROFL

 

[Azraele]

If she's a cop, I'll eat my shoe.

Spell checker should be her friend.

 

[GiLtY]

Originally posted by: Wolverine27

Originally posted by: Eli
BTW, her "new" Yahoo name is outcast_racer

She made a new one because she was being "harassed about her car".. lol

She still doesen't know who I am. She must not have looked through the thread very hard. 😛 That's why most of my posts are edited.. Didn't want to blow my cover. 😉

Oh yeah, she's bi-curious. My girlfriend and I are going to try and get her to do compromising things on her webcam...

:evil:

If it works, I'll take screencaps.. but I sure as hell ain't goin' to host them. 😛 We'll see...

:evil:😀:evil:

LOL!!!
:beer:
You'll go down in ATOT history if you pull it off!!! Good luck!!!

Any updates Eli?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: GiLtY

Originally posted by: Wolverine27

Originally posted by: Eli
BTW, her "new" Yahoo name is outcast_racer

She made a new one because she was being "harassed about her car".. lol

She still doesen't know who I am. She must not have looked through the thread very hard. 😛 That's why most of my posts are edited.. Didn't want to blow my cover. 😉

Oh yeah, she's bi-curious. My girlfriend and I are going to try and get her to do compromising things on her webcam...

:evil:

If it works, I'll take screencaps.. but I sure as hell ain't goin' to host them. 😛 We'll see...

:evil:😀:evil:

LOL!!!
:beer:
You'll go down in ATOT history if you pull it off!!! Good luck!!!

Any updates Eli?

Nope.. it'll be a while, my girlfriend is away visiting her dad for Father's day. I'll bump the thread with any updates as they happen though.

 

[BigBadBiologist]

I've been working on a paper all day and I logged on to try to find some funny stuff... We have a winner!

I think we need to make a list of all of the contraditions:
1. She says she is a cop, but she's 17!
2. her weight changed from 155 to 145
3. mentions something about her boyfriend, but in another part says she is single
4. needs the $ for school, but obviously doesn't have the grammar skills to pass a remedial English class
5. not a contradiction, but that is one dumbass car!
6. ????

/edit: someone needs to ask her what HP means!
"yeah, the bomb muffler adds HP... hoopdie points!" 🙂

/edit2: I just realized I'm contradicting my sig. But I'm tired and irritabile... and damn it, some people just deserve it!

 

[Turkish]

THIS THREAD IS THE GOD OF ALL THREADS! FUNNIEST FUNNIEST FUNNIEST!

and she is DUMBEST DUMBEST DUMBEST ! how can someone be so idiotic....

a toast :beer: to the thread starter and cheers to everyone else!

 

[JW310]

"The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale."

LOL


JW

 

[Wolverine27]

Originally posted by: JW310
"The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale."

LOL


JW

NOOOOOOOO!!! This thread has been so damned funny, I don't want it to end!!!

 

[UglyCasanova]

Damn. Oh well, let's find another one! 😀

 

[GiLtY]

Originally posted by: Wolverine27

Originally posted by: JW310
"The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale."

LOL


JW

NOOOOOOOO!!! This thread has been so damned funny, I don't want it to end!!!

Well, some of the guys got a hold of her AIM/Yahoo SN... *evin grin*

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: JW310
"The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale."

LOL

JW

Maybe she found a seller and wants to cheat eBay of their cut. That's illegal isn't it? I might just report her to the police union.

 

[Kaervak]

Here's the full list!

Added~
Wing
Hot Pink Undercarriage Lights
Black And White Zebra Driver and Passenger Seat Covers
Back Seat Black And White Zebra Cover
Fuzzy Hot Pink Steering Wheel Cover
Hot Pink Fuzzy Dice
Hot Pink Pillow In Back Seat I Made Myself
White Mirror Cover
Black Fuzzy Seat-Belt Covers
Black Windshield Sun Visor
Rain Visors
Bumper Sticker That Reads 'Can't Spell CRAP Without RAP'
Back Window Sticker Of Grateful Dead Bears
Back Window Sticker That Reads 'Angel'
Back Window Sticker That Has Homer Simpson Pointing To His Butt
Black & White Playboy Bunny Front License Plate
Handcuffs Hanging From Mirror
1000 Watts BOSS Amp
Aiwa 45x4 Watts Receiver
Pink Wheel Caps
Pink Neon Gas & Break Foot Pedals

~Already Bought, But Pending To Add On My Car~
Limo Tint For Front And Back Windows
Pink And White Viper Racing Stripes
Neon Pink License Plate Frame
Pink Neon Washer Caps

~Going to Add (Pending Order To Arrive At My House)~
Pink Neon License Plate Bolts
Focus Break Light Decal
Pink Dashboard Kit
White Playboy Bunny For Each Side Of My Car
White Playboy Bunny For Windshield Sun Visor
2 12'' Kicker Subs

~Have Yet To Order~
Tail Lights
Performance Parts For My Engine
Nitrous
Nos
Ground Effects
Cherry Bomb Muffler
Hot Pink Rims
Hot Pink Windshield Wipers
Hot Pink Floor Matts
Hot Pink Neon Gauge Faces
Hot Pink Shift Knob
Hot Pink Emergency Break Boot And Knob
Bumper Sticker That Reads ''I Break For Tail-Gaters''
Back Window Sticker That Reads ''Drive It Like You Stole It''
Side Decal That Reads ''Foxy Focus''


~System I Plan On Having~
Two 12'' Kicker Subs
Aiwa Receiver, 45x4 Watts
1000 Watts BOSS Amp.
Leave Stock Speakers In For Now

~What I Wish I Could Do~
Drop A V12 In It (Yes, It's Possible. Too Much Work And Money For My Taste)
Hydrolix
DVD Player And Television With PlayStation 2
Lowering Kit -Well, There Is A Possibility, I Guess.

That right there is the epitome of rice. A bunch of hideous god awful looking garbage and not a single part to improve performance and efficiency.

"(My Birthday Party) Wow... I can't wait! I get to rent a Dodge Viper for a week and drive it round town and show it off, hehe. My Birthday is July 18th, and I am turning 18, golden birthday. Wow, adulthood. Strange that some of us hit it early though, like me. Eh, oh well. Hope to see you there! It will be a blast!!!"

Is it a bad sign when something like this causes you to loose all faith in humanity?

 

[tm37]

Damn it sold I was gonna buy it.

So has anyone been served with legal papers yet?

 

[Turkish]

maybe i should offer her $100k and she might break up the deal with the other person...

i want that car so much!!!!

*laughs his ass off to the idiots of this world*

 

[KeyserSoze]

helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

OMG, that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on here. Thanks for the laugh.

I like it when someone sends the link to someone off the board, and that person registers just to flame. I was hoping for that here.




KeyserSoze

 

[amdskip]

Oh boy, her boyfriend is now harrassing me on yahoo.

smart_azzz_police_officer is his name

 

[Eli]

Well, I guess we underestimated her intelligence. 😉

outcast_racer: hey, you there
BUZZ!!!
outcast_racer: hey! anser me
outcast_racer: answer
outcast_racer: ok, dont. i can see you are afraid to cuz u blew your cover. fat huh? now come on you can come up with something better. ppl have been calling others fat before your grandparents were born.
outcast_racer: oh yeah, GET A LIFE
Yahoo! Messenger: outcast_racer has logged out. (6/18/2003 2:13 AM)

Oh well. The idea was fun while it lasted.

I was sleeping, heh.

 

[DrPizza]

I have had a really crappy 36 hours.... parking ticket... bad grades (my students)... and the list goes on...
But, this thread cheered me right up! 😀
Someone will have to do the newspaper ad search for her area... or, maybe I will the next time I take a break to do a little surfing... 10 to 1 she'll relist it in ebay, or else she's got it listed in her local newspaper (in which case, it can probably be found online)

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
angelkitty200285: sorry iw as not home when u messaged me.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: its ok, is the car still for sale?
....
angelkitty200285: you are the first too say i need to lose weight ever in my life, hmmm.
angelkitty200285: i knew you were just a fool.
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: oh, by the way
helpidontknowhowtouseacomputer: AnandTech owns you!

LMFAO. That made my day.

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Here's the full list!

Added~
Wing
Hot Pink Undercarriage Lights
Black And White Zebra Driver and Passenger Seat Covers
Back Seat Black And White Zebra Cover
Fuzzy Hot Pink Steering Wheel Cover
Hot Pink Fuzzy Dice
Hot Pink Pillow In Back Seat I Made Myself
White Mirror Cover
Black Fuzzy Seat-Belt Covers
Black Windshield Sun Visor
Rain Visors
Bumper Sticker That Reads 'Can't Spell CRAP Without RAP'
Back Window Sticker Of Grateful Dead Bears
Back Window Sticker That Reads 'Angel'
Back Window Sticker That Has Homer Simpson Pointing To His Butt
Black & White Playboy Bunny Front License Plate
Handcuffs Hanging From Mirror
1000 Watts BOSS Amp
Aiwa 45x4 Watts Receiver
Pink Wheel Caps
Pink Neon Gas & Break Foot Pedals

~Already Bought, But Pending To Add On My Car~
Limo Tint For Front And Back Windows
Pink And White Viper Racing Stripes
Neon Pink License Plate Frame
Pink Neon Washer Caps

~Going to Add (Pending Order To Arrive At My House)~
Pink Neon License Plate Bolts
Focus Break Light Decal
Pink Dashboard Kit
White Playboy Bunny For Each Side Of My Car
White Playboy Bunny For Windshield Sun Visor
2 12'' Kicker Subs

~Have Yet To Order~
Tail Lights
Performance Parts For My Engine
Nitrous
Nos
Ground Effects
Cherry Bomb Muffler
Hot Pink Rims
Hot Pink Windshield Wipers
Hot Pink Floor Matts
Hot Pink Neon Gauge Faces
Hot Pink Shift Knob
Hot Pink Emergency Break Boot And Knob
Bumper Sticker That Reads ''I Break For Tail-Gaters''
Back Window Sticker That Reads ''Drive It Like You Stole It''
Side Decal That Reads ''Foxy Focus''


~System I Plan On Having~
Two 12'' Kicker Subs
Aiwa Receiver, 45x4 Watts
1000 Watts BOSS Amp.
Leave Stock Speakers In For Now

~What I Wish I Could Do~
Drop A V12 In It (Yes, It's Possible. Too Much Work And Money For My Taste)
Hydrolix
DVD Player And Television With PlayStation 2
Lowering Kit -Well, There Is A Possibility, I Guess.

What I can't quite figure out is if she's going to sell the car, why has she ordered all this stuff for this pathetic pos excuse for a car?
😕

 

[LoverBoyJ]

Originally posted by: FatJackSprat
***PLEASE ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY CAR AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT HER, POSSITIVE QUESTIONS THAT IS! THANK YOU!***

Dear Sir or Madame,

Are you possitive her owner isn't ghey?

ROFLMAO!!!!! 🙂 😀 😀 😀
Thats hilarious, just fell off my chair laughing!!!!

As for the car, one of the dumbest things I've seen.......

 

[Eli]

So....

Who wants her phone number? 😉

 

[EXman]

this is some funny sh!t.

if you're reading this chic please leave your clothes on playboy doesn't do fat chicks you couldn't even get on GGW!!!


Love the AT owns you😛