WTH does it sound like it's raining?

[Philippine Mango]

but it's fscking sunny outside? I've been experiencing pain in my groin region since about 8 this morning and got wose an hour after lunch.. I had one energy drink and two mocha fraps this morning inorder to stay a wake (halfassed)

 

[Baked]

You're gonna die.

 

[pontifex]

 

[Bootprint]

If you start to bleed from your ears or notice bright blood in your urine, then let us know.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Baked
You're gonna die.

If I was goanna die I would be taking you with me.. I just don't see that happening anytime soon.

 

[Kelvrick]

One of the drinks you had was contaminated and an alien species of bug has just hatched. We'll call it the "queen bug." It has telepathic powers and since its still young, has only taken control of the bugs the size of fruitflies and smaller in the surrounding 5 mile radius. Those bugs are now flying into wherever you are in a desperate attempt to unite with their new master. That is the rain sound.

The groin problem will solve itself after the bug grows out of its larval state and erupts out of your wee wee.

 

[Trey22]

Originally posted by: Baked
You're gonna die.

I'd have to agree... with a healthy dose of hope in there for good measure.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Got the syph?

 

[swtethan]

you just pissed your pants, the sound you hear is urine hitting the ground