WTH? cute or the stuff of nightmares?

[Barfo]

You're welcome :biggrin:

 

[theflyingpig]

I'm gonna sleep just fine. Why? Because I am not a pussy. Everyone knows this.

 

[TruePaige]

I already wasn't.

 

[olds]

Woke up at 1 AM PST, can't get back to sleep.

 

[Zebo]

Internet is wrong place to be... throw in an old B&W movie...Bogart or something... KOs me in 10 second flat.

 

[dfuze]

Looks like a cross between a tarantula and a sheep

 

[Newbian]

Just mommy hauling her kids to school.

 

[Yeem]

Just popping in to say spiders are nasty ass critters.

Scrolled down fast, so I successfully avoided the pic. I win!

 

[IronWing]

Cool.

I bought a used couch once. About three days in, I was laying on said couch reading a book. I looked up from my book to find I was covered in baby spiders much like momma up there. Somewhere in the couch there twas a hatching.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Kill them with fire.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

That is adorable!

 

[Oceandevi]

Imagine that thing 372 feet tall. Spider young raining down. The feet of the adult punching 12 feet into the ground.

 

[Nik]

Imagine that thing 372 feet tall. Spider young raining down. The feet of the adult punching 12 feet into the ground.

The materials that make up a spider's exoskeleton would not be able to hold the weight of the spider that big, even if the exoskeleton walls were proportionately thick, etc.

A 372 foot tall spider could not exist!

 

[Jeff7]

The materials that make up a spider's exoskeleton would not be able to hold the weight of the spider that big, even if the exoskeleton walls were proportionately thick, etc.

A 372 foot tall spider could not exist!

But what if its exoskeleton was made out of unobtanium?

 

[ShawnD1]

Just mommy white trash hauling her kids to school walmart.

:sneaky:

I hate spiders.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Fuck. That.

 

[destrekor]

The materials that make up a spider's exoskeleton would not be able to hold the weight of the spider that big, even if the exoskeleton walls were proportionately thick, etc.

A 372 foot tall spider could not exist!

What if was like a Lobster or some other deep-sea arachnid/insect, that have basically advanced armor as an exoskeleton.
If that was scaled to size, would it do the job?

Just wondering... one day we could tinker with genetics and make some batshit crazy creatures.

 

[sandorski]

At first I thought, "Awww, fuzzy!" Then I realized that if one went to pet it their hand would dissolve as thousands of babies would begin to Feed!

Nuke it from Orbit.

 

[Jeff7]

On Being the Right Size.

Random amusing quote:

You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away, provided that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes.

The biology of B-movie monsters.

 

[n7]

AAaaaAa D: