WTH? 2 N.J. teens labeled sex offenders for life after 'horseplay'

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ElFenix

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"can" and "don't" are two different classes of words. To that extent, I agree with you - they "don't". Mostly because it's all about politics and money. That doesn't mean they "can't" though, considering it's their job to.

no, it's not their job. it's the job of the legislature to decide if the laws are good for the public. the job of the courts is to follow as closely as possible the written statutes.




btw, one of the kids was slapping the other in the face with his dick.
 

highland145

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no, it's not their job. it's the job of the legislature to decide if the laws are good for the public. the job of the courts is to follow as closely as possible the written statutes.




btw, one of the kids was slapping the other in the face with his dick.
Yep. I'm laughing.
 

Eli

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So wait..

A minor can be charged with being a sex offender and it sticks for the rest of their lives? It doesn't fall under the juvenile court system, like say if they had been caught stealing?

That doesn't seem right in and of itself.
 

arcenite

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Not sure if I agree with this but if they're doing stuff like this at this age my guess is they're taking life's slow path.
 

Eli

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Not sure if I agree with this but if they're doing stuff like this at this age my guess is they're taking life's slow path.

Nonsense. Kids will be kids.

Silly actions like these have no bearing on what the person will be like when they grow up. It's not like these kids were raping animals or something.
 

spidey07

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So wait..

A minor can be charged with being a sex offender and it sticks for the rest of their lives? It doesn't fall under the juvenile court system, like say if they had been caught stealing?

That doesn't seem right in and of itself.

I would assume this is some kind of felony and it never goes away. That they were even charged with a felony is flat out stupid in the first place.

I'm sure some of the stuff we did as kids could get us some serious jailtime today. Our wet towel whip fights drew blood and it was only a good shot if there was an instant welp. And we normally went for the ones without a towel whip, defenseless to my long range strikes. Pro-tip - tie a tiny knot at the end, hurts more.
 
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mrjminer

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I would assume this is some kind of felony and it never goes away. That they were even charged with a felony is flat out stupid in the first place.

A fourteen year-old is most assuredly aware that holding someone down to sit on their head bare-assed, or pinning someone down and slapping them in the face with your dick is a pretty fucked up thing to do to someone to try to look cool, and, by itself, is extremely fucked up. I think that a felony is probably the right course of action to take for this, but that they should be allowed to expunge it when they're 17 or 18 and have a better understanding of what they did. I think this should fall under some sort of "felony bullying" or some shit, though, instead of sex offender status.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Ordinarily I'm all for increasing punishment for bastard teenagers, but unless they held the victim down and forced his nose to pierce the anus in an erotic manner, I don't see how this is sexual. There was recently a story about a kid that was gang-teabagged in a football hazing incident and that I would fully support prison time and sex offender registration for, but this is stupid.

EDIT: Although the above post is changing my mind. For some reason I thought the kid was asleep and that they woke him up sitting on his face. If they forced him down and gave him a sausage poking as well, FPMITA prison plz.
 

Wreckem

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So wait..

A minor can be charged with being a sex offender and it sticks for the rest of their lives? It doesn't fall under the juvenile court system, like say if they had been caught stealing?

That doesn't seem right in and of itself.

Depending on the nature of the crime, those under the age of 17 can be charged with adult crimes.
 

Wreckem

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I would assume this is some kind of felony and it never goes away. That they were even charged with a felony is flat out stupid in the first place.

I'm sure some of the stuff we did as kids could get us some serious jailtime today. Our wet towel whip fights drew blood and it was only a good shot if there was an instant welp. And we normally went for the ones without a towel whip, defenseless to my long range strikes. Pro-tip - tie a tiny knot at the end, hurts more.

If they just committed garden variety assault and battery they wouldn't be in this position. Instead they choose to sit on someones face bare assed and also smacked them in the face with their cock. It was meant to be "funny" but it was a sex crime.

If an adult(17 and up) did it there would be no question its a sex crime. 14 year olds know better, they were rightly charged and convicted under the NJ statute(and would have been under most other states laws).
 

spidey07

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If they just committed garden variety assault and battery they wouldn't be in this position. Instead they choose to sit on someones face bare assed and also smacked them in the face with their cock. It was meant to be "funny" but it was a sex crime.

If an adult(17 and up) did it there would be no question its a sex crime. 14 year olds know better, they were rightly charged and convicted under the NJ statute(and would have been under most other states laws).

We went around grabbing girls tits and ass in middle school. You saying they should make the a felony and sex offender for life?

Let kids be kids.
 

Wreckem

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We went around grabbing girls tits and ass in middle school. You saying they should make the a felony and sex offender for life?

Let kids be kids.

Do you seriously not see a difference? If you don't you are a moron.

Did you go sit on a girls face bareassed? Did you slap a girl in the face with your cock(without her consent)? Yeah didn't think so.

Also, grabbing a girls tits and ass over clothing likely doesn't arise to a sex crime, it would more or less equal sexual harassment. Now going under their shit and groping them would likely be a different story.
 
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Eli

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Depending on the nature of the crime, those under the age of 17 can be charged with adult crimes.

I'm well aware of that.. But it's generally for things like murder and rape... And I support that.

This is just insanity.
 

Wreckem

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I'm well aware of that.. But it's generally for things like murder and rape... And I support that.

This is just insanity.

They can be charged as an adult for anything thats a felony really and they are almost always charged as an adult for ANYTHING that is violent or sexual in nature.
 

Eli

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What is "being a kid"?

Doing stupid shit, pretty much.

It's not like I'm supporting their actions, but the fact that the police got involved at all is whats really disturbing, let alone that this appears to be a felony?

This is just so wrong, it's unfathomable.
 

HamburgerBoy

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So what do consider to be suitable punishment for forcing someone down and sticking your genitals in their face?
 

ShawnD1

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Fire that judge. Farting on somebody isn't a crime.
It concerns me that someone thinks farting is sexual.

File this under bullying. I've said several times on this forum that bullies should be killed so I guess that's the judgement that should be given here. It's not a sex crime, but it deserves the death penalty.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Telling their parents and letting them punish the child along with a week suspension.

In other words, a one week suspension for forcing a penis onto the face of a two years younger child. Then again, as P&N's resident teabagger you are probably wondering why the 12 year old didn't give the 14 year old a good rimming as compensation.