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wtfbbq car problem

so I'm driving along a major road in my town today, and some lady power reverses from a driveway into my lane. I wasn't paying too much attention, but I wasn't going very fast either. I was fortunately able to slam on my brakes and avoid hitting her.

just as a "fvck you," though, I hit my horn. and then my stupid horn wouldn't go off. pulled over onto a side street, tried a few basic things, but no luck, so I decide to take my car to my auto guy.

my horn is going off non-stop the whole drive there, so everyone on the road thinks that I'm some huge asshole, despite my frequently throwing my hands into the air to indicate to the other drivers that my hands are not actually pressing the horn. I also got pulled over twice on the way there, by cops who didn't do too much other than laugh and tell me to get it fixed asap before getting a ticket for a noise violation (and I'm, like, "yeah, I'd fvcking be there by now if you hadn't pulled me over.")

:|

cliffnotes: I hate my car, my car hates me, and we both wish I had the money for a new one.

edit: I did eventually get to my auto guy. he was closing up shop by the time I got there, so he just disconnected my battery and said he'd check it out tomorrow.

UPDATE: talked to my car guy this morning... in his words, "in all my years as a mechanic, I've never seen anything like this." it seems as if my horn and my airbags are somehow routed together. going to cost about $1,000 to fix... not sure if I'm going to go for it or not. between this, the car accident I was in right before Christmas, and some other issues that I've been ignoring but will need to get fixed before the summer, I'll have invested more money in my car than it's worth. going to have to start looking into my options as far as getting a new used car are concerned (and more importantly, how much it will increase my insurance by). my dad is calling some of his repo guy friends today.
 
Short in the steering column? Bad relay?

My two guesses.

EDIT: same thing happened to me a few years back. Turned out to be a frayed wire grounding out inside the steering column, causing the horn to honk. At least yours didn't start blaring for no reason at 3AM on a Sunday night like ours did.
 
Bad relay?

That's my first guess. I bet it arced and the contacts stuck. Return spring is either broken, or can't overcome the sticking. It's only a $5-$10 part. Too bad it's going to cost $$$$$ for the mechanic to swap it out.
 
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
what car do you have?

ford escort... 1996 or '97.

now that you admitted it.. its time for a new car my friend

I know. I can't really afford the car payments + increase in insurance right now, though. I'm hoping this heap of junk holds out for one more year, when my insurance will go down (I turn 25 in august of '06)
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
what car do you have?

ford escort... 1996 or '97.

You own the fuggin car and you don't know if it's a 96 or 97?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
what car do you have?

ford escort... 1996 or '97.

You own the fuggin car and you don't know if it's a 96 or 97?

it was given to me for free. I never really had any reason to care what year it was made.

might be useful for buying brake lights. btw, if you live in LA and drive on the 405 to or from work, check your brake lights to see if they work, half the times i drive home i'm staring at 1 corner of the car in front of me so I don't miss the only sign that the guy in front of me is braking (the other sign is that the car is getting big awfully fast, but that one's usually a late sign)
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
what car do you have?

ford escort... 1996 or '97.

You own the fuggin car and you don't know if it's a 96 or 97?

it was given to me for free. I never really had any reason to care what year it was made.

Oh... I see. So you don't do any maintenance on it yourself? Like oil changes... air filters... etc.?
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: loki8481
Originally posted by: thechinesehero
what car do you have?

ford escort... 1996 or '97.

You own the fuggin car and you don't know if it's a 96 or 97?

it was given to me for free. I never really had any reason to care what year it was made.

Oh... I see. So you don't do any maintenance on it yourself? Like oil changes... air filters... etc.?

most maintenance I've ever done on it myself was changing a headlight.
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
so I'm driving along a major road in my town today, and some lady power reverses from a driveway into my lane. I wasn't paying too much attention, but I wasn't going very fast either. I was fortunately able to slam on my brakes and avoid hitting her.

just as a "fvck you," though, I hit my horn. and then my stupid horn wouldn't go off.

HAHAHA, bet that was embarrasing 😛
 
One time I was stuck in traffic, totally jamming to tunes cranked on the stereo. Kinda banging my head and singing to myself. Out of the corner of my eye, I just happened to catch the guy next to me staring at me. My car alarm was causing my horn to go off. Turns out everyone all around me (both sides, and front and back) were glaring at me.

I had to laugh my ass off just to avoid embarassment.
 
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