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Kalmah

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Are you good with audio editing?

Record yourself on your computer.. make it sound like it's important.. like say "this is bla bla from emergency services"...
do some editing to the audio so that it sounds like a lo-fi recording..
then say 'we just got reports that an assassin has been hired to kill you". "Call the police emediatly at this #"(pay phone that you are standing by)

When the phone rings answer and yell "gotcha ya, better hide" then hang up.
Maybe he will think you traced in on his phone or something. Either way it will mess with is head probably.



 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Are you good with audio editing?

Record yourself on your computer.. make it sound like it's important.. like say "this is bla bla from emergency services"...
do some editing to the audio so that it sounds like a lo-fi recording..
then say 'we just got reports that an assassin has been hired to kill you". "Call the police emediatly at this #"(pay phone that you are standing by)

When the phone rings answer and yell "gotcha ya, better hide" then hang up.
Maybe he will think you traced in on his phone or something. Either way it will mess with is head probably.
Ummmm, so you are suggesting he stalk and harass someone?

 

DrPizza

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Call back, if he calls you "fagot" again, explain to him, "I'm fairly certain that I don't qualify as a fagot, as I've been boning Sally (or whatever her name is) on a regular basis."
 

Kalmah

Diamond Member
Oct 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Are you good with audio editing?

Record yourself on your computer.. make it sound like it's important.. like say "this is bla bla from emergency services"...
do some editing to the audio so that it sounds like a lo-fi recording..
then say 'we just got reports that an assassin has been hired to kill you". "Call the police emediatly at this #"(pay phone that you are standing by)

When the phone rings answer and yell "gotcha ya, better hide" then hang up.
Maybe he will think you traced in on his phone or something. Either way it will mess with is head probably.
Ummmm, so you are suggesting he stalk and harass someone?

If I went over your head I sincerely apologize. :disgust:

 

krunchykrome

Lifer
Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
1. been hanging out with girl.
2. call today, guy picks up phone, calls me a fagot and says to not call her anymore, calls me lovely human again hangs up.
3. Should I call back?


I'm not worried about her playing me...I haven't spent a dime on her in the couple weeks I've known her. On other hand she has apartment in bad neighborhood, so I'm worried someone might've stolen her phone. ah heck, I'll call her again.


Sounds like got owned
 

JS80

Lifer
Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: uhohs
call back and go "NO U FAGOT. LOLLLZ"

LMAO...I called back...he starts talkin about 'i'm a ****** i got niggas like 15 niggas to beat you up ****** i'm on american idol ******'. I asked if there was 2 balls between the 15 of them. He didn't have anything else to say.

LOL @ profanities censored as "******" but "niggas" is not.
 

Modular

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Jul 1, 2005
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Sounds like she was playing her BF/Husband and he found out he was getting played...

Soundboard FTW.
 

JS80

Lifer
Oct 24, 2005
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Somebody make a parody thread:

Subject: WTF? guy calls my girls phone...yagt...in super cliffs mode..should I post the phone #??

1. been hanging out with my girl.
2. got a call today, I pick up her phone while she's in the bathroom.
3. I told him I got 15 n*ggas to kick his ass

I'm worried that she's cheating on me. I've spent quite a lot of money on this girl. On the other hand she lives in the ghetto and she won't move to a nicer neighborhood. This b*tch better not call back.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: uhohs
call back and go "NO U FAGOT. LOLLLZ"

LMAO...I called back...he starts talkin about 'i'm a ****** i got niggas like 15 niggas to beat you up ****** i'm on american idol ******'. I asked if there was 2 balls between the 15 of them. He didn't have anything else to say.

i call shens.
what kind of gangsta talks like that then says he's on american idol? wtf does that have to do with anything?
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: JS80
Somebody make a parody thread:

Subject: WTF? guy calls my phone...yagt...in super cliffs mode..should I post the phone #??

1. been posing as a female on myspace for free stuff
2. got a call today, some dude I was playing got my number
3. I told him I got 15 n*ggas to kick his ass

I'm worried that he's on to me. I've gotten quite a lot of money on this scam. On the other hand I lives in the ghetto and I won't move to a nicer neighborhood. This retard better not call back.

fixed.
 

JS80

Lifer
Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: JS80
Somebody make a parody thread:

Subject: WTF? guy calls my phone...yagt...in super cliffs mode..should I post the phone #??

1. been posing as a female on myspace for free stuff
2. got a call today, some dude I was playing got my number
3. I told him I got 15 n*ggas to kick his ass

I'm worried that he's on to me. I've gotten quite a lot of money on this scam. On the other hand I lives in the ghetto and I won't move to a nicer neighborhood. This retard better not call back.

fixed.

bahahahahahahahaha
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Kalmah
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: Kalmah
Are you good with audio editing?

Record yourself on your computer.. make it sound like it's important.. like say "this is bla bla from emergency services"...
do some editing to the audio so that it sounds like a lo-fi recording..
then say 'we just got reports that an assassin has been hired to kill you". "Call the police emediatly at this #"(pay phone that you are standing by)

When the phone rings answer and yell "gotcha ya, better hide" then hang up.
Maybe he will think you traced in on his phone or something. Either way it will mess with is head probably.
Ummmm, so you are suggesting he stalk and harass someone?
If I went over your head I sincerely apologize. :disgust:
Unlikely as your mother did not teach you any manners.
Irrelevant, as I'm plowing her ass with my fat, hairy penis all the hate and discontent will melt away, and I wont give a damn about you anymore. Only your potential sibling.