mdchesne

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Q: Is a contract killing tax deductible?
A: We don't have the authority to offer tax advice.

LOL!
 
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ou can simply settle your bill with a check or credit card. However, out of precautions, we have devised secure electronic payment options, so that your payment(s) cannot be traced to us. We are constantly founding bogus companies, in various cities around the world, that we use to clear credit card payments. Furthermore, when you use a credit card, your payment is usually not charged to your card all at once. Instead your credit card is charged incrementally, over the course of several months, so that it shows up as a bunch of restaurant bills, clothing purchases, gasoline receipts...etc... all mixed along with your legit credit card charges. Since this payment option is in effect a form of financing, we charge a 25% APR (which is the maximum APR we are allowed to charge as a non-financial institution, in accordance to Federal Laws).

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Wallydraigle

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Q: What do you recommend that I do once the victim is dead and authorities start looking for suspects?
A: We recommend that you pay us what you owe.


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maximus maximus

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Q: What do you recommend that I do once the victim is dead and authorities start looking for suspects?
A: We recommend that you pay us what you owe.


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:D Lol...