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Pocahontas

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So I try to slip back into bed this morning with my boyfriend. Hes casually flipping through stations on the tv. I climb on top of him to get him interested. I am wearing a tank top and boy shorts undies.

He starts kissing me then puts the remote in the back of my undies so "it won't get lost".

WFT

Are you men that attached to the damn remote that you can't set it down for some loving ???? !!!!
 
You should appreciate him putting the remote in the back of your undies instead of somewhere else.

EDIT: Oh wait, you might have liked it the other way around.
 
How many days did it take him to find it after your last lovemaking seesion? And where was it ultimately found? He might just be being practical there - depending on how many rolls you have.
 
...furthermore, you gonna describe the whole thing in details? bc i stopped reading porn years ago when i realized i could just look at it.
 
Any chick that posts on an internet forum about her boyfriend watching tv when she tries to initiate sex wasn't serious about the sex in the first place.
 
The fight for the attention of the boyfriend (vs. the TV): cleverly disguised as a desire for some mornin' lovin'.
 
He was in the right area, but the remote could slip out of your undies, we need to find a more secure spot, some place where it could be wedged in, hmm...
 
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