WTF!!!

[Goosemaster]

Some guy was writing a thread on Dreamcast when some fool posted something VERY wrong. Here is my response:

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
This one's for you, Kiyup.

DARGOD!


I am half asleep and just read that page and all the link


I'll just give that a hearty:


"WTF!!"

What is stanger is that


1. He likes having sex with Dolphins and encourages it.

What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...

2. He endorses sex with Geese and even gives you "Shopping tips"

Geese are very cheap and can be bought for 20 dollars full grown. You will want the biggest and most aggressive geese you can buy. Sex is determined by a process called "vent sexing". IE, you grab the base of the tail and squeeze. If it is a male, you will cause the penis to pop out. If it is a female, you will get her to expose the egg laying vent. Geese can be obtained anywhere. The local newspapers are an excellent source.

Here is to hoping you and your goose have a lot of fun, warm nights!

3. He F'in recommends necrpphelia

hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.

YET...


4. He denounces masturbation

You can win this fight! The joy and strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.

AND>..


5. Appears to be a mormon

It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

Once again

"WTF!!"


Seriously, we should have a disscussion about this.


I'll start:



"As my thesis presupposes, a large percentage of the population should be shot."

 

[tranceport]

this post was so long I didn't even read it.

 

[datalink7]

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: tranceport
this post was so long I didn't even read it.

trust me...it's woth it


I Was laughing my ass off

 

[Goosemaster]

bump of honor

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: datalink7

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: datalink7

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: datalink7

keep 'em comming


edit:

 

[datalink7]

OK, I just read some stuff on that site. All I have to say is:

What the Fvck!?!?!?!



:disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: datalink7
OK, I just read some stuff on that site. All I have to say is:

What the Fvck!?!?!?!



:disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

I don't know what to say

 

baahhah

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: datalink7
OK, I just read some stuff on that site. All I have to say is:

What the Fvck!?!?!?!



:disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust::disgust:

 

[AvesPKS]

Well, reasonably, I guess you don't need to masturbate when you have corpses, dolphins, and geese around...

 

[datalink7]

BTW... it appears that the geese article and the necrophilia article are written by different people. Just noticed that.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Well, reasonably, I guess you don't need to masturbate when you have corpses, dolphins, and geese around...

FINALLY!


Irony at its worst

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: datalink7
BTW... it appears that the geese article and the necrophilia article are written by different people. Just noticed that.

shhh!

 

[ROTC1983]

Man, that is some disturbing stuff. You think it is a joke?

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Man, that is some disturbing stuff. You think it is a joke?

I hope so. Particularly when I read lines such as:

STEP THREE
The goose will quickly bend his tail down and will hopefully be pushing directly into your mouth. -- BE CAREFUL!!-- When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)

The goal here, is to position yourself so that he will shoot off into the side of your mouth and into your cheek. This can be difficult, since the goose will be rubbing and twisting his tail around. You must keep your mouth over the opening because you won't know when he will go off. Do NOT get excited and start pushing into his tail. If you get his tail too high, he cannot orgasm.

:disgust:

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Man, that is some disturbing stuff. You think it is a joke?

I hope so. Particularly when I read lines such as:

STEP THREE
The goose will quickly bend his tail down and will hopefully be pushing directly into your mouth. -- BE CAREFUL!!-- When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)

The goal here, is to position yourself so that he will shoot off into the side of your mouth and into your cheek. This can be difficult, since the goose will be rubbing and twisting his tail around. You must keep your mouth over the opening because you won't know when he will go off. Do NOT get excited and start pushing into his tail. If you get his tail too high, he cannot orgasm.

:disgust:

WTF :disgust:

 

[datalink7]

I find it ironic that this post was started by "Goosemaster."

 

[JohnPaul]

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Wouldn't want to hurt their feelings, as if sticking your penis inside an animal of a different species isn't going to bother them.


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WARNING
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DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing!.

How does he know this fact? Has he tried to penetrate a goose? It sounds as though he has some experience with this, which after reading the previous article on the dolphins, strangely doesn't even disturb me.



John-Paul

 

[ROTC1983]

I think the guy just has some major issues.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: JohnPaul

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Wouldn't want to hurt their feelings, as if sticking your penis inside an animal of a different species isn't going to bother them.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------

WARNING
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing!.

How does he know this fact? Has he tried to penetrate a goose? It sounds as though he has some experience with this, which after reading the previous article on the dolphins, strangely doesn't even disturb me.



John-Paul

Yes, he does have personal experience. If you had kept reading:

"Let me clear up one thing first. From the guys, I am constantly asked "how do you get it in?" Well, YOU DON'T! You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience. Due to society and their fvcking prejudices against zoophiles, fact files like this were not vailable. I ended up killing an animal out of pure ignorance. Don't let this happen to you! It really hurts to loose a lover like that. Anyway, you are going to have to have "outercourse". This pretty much means you will have to do your thing, while you please the goose. It's tempting, but PLEASE, don't attempt to have intercourse with a goose."

:disgust:

 

[OulOat]

We need a pic or and email of this man...

 

[JohnPaul]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: JohnPaul

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Wouldn't want to hurt their feelings, as if sticking your penis inside an animal of a different species isn't going to bother them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

WARNING --------------------------------------------------------------------------- DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it! The tissue inside is very delicate and can rupture easily without you even noticing!.

How does he know this fact? Has he tried to penetrate a goose? It sounds as though he has some experience with this, which after reading the previous article on the dolphins, strangely doesn't even disturb me. John-Paul

Yes, he does have personal experience. If you had kept reading: "Let me clear up one thing first. From the guys, I am constantly asked "how do you get it in?" Well, YOU DON'T! You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience. Due to society and their fvcking prejudices against zoophiles, fact files like this were not vailable. I ended up killing an animal out of pure ignorance. Don't let this happen to you! It really hurts to loose a lover like that. Anyway, you are going to have to have "outercourse". This pretty much means you will have to do your thing, while you please the goose. It's tempting, but PLEASE, don't attempt to have intercourse with a goose." :disgust:

As an animal lover that really pisses me off immensely.