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TridenT

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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this blows. I woke up really thirsty so I took a drink out of my water bottle next to my bed... I'm like, "Yum.. water." I properly lay back to go to sleep because it's so early... I'm laying there and the water isn't settling well. It kinda felt like my tummy was cold inside; weird, not enjoyable feeling. I lay there for over an hour, and still no sleep...

Finally get the fuck outta bed because the fucking sun is coming full fledged at 6AM. Fucking A. This sucks. I was really banking on sleeping more because I went to bed earlier.

New google image is kinda cool.
 
IronWing

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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When you guzzle water in the morning and then lie down, the bender you went on the night before comes back to prey. That feeling in your stomach is fruit loops scraping holes in your stomach lining.
 
Azraele

Azraele

Elite Member
Nov 5, 2000
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Make the most of it. Scramble some eggs, fry up some bacon, sit back and enjoy the quiet morning.
 
TridenT

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Personally, I blame these fucking floss picks. I bet flossing my teeth twice a day or whatever is the shit that's causing me to stay up now.

Fuckin' lame.
 
Bignate603

Bignate603

Lifer
Sep 5, 2000
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TridenT said:
Personally, I blame these fucking floss picks. I bet flossing my teeth twice a day or whatever is the shit that's causing me to stay up now.

Fuckin' lame.
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Yes, because everyone knows good hygiene causes insomnia.
 
dud

dud

Diamond Member
Feb 18, 2001
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Why did you feel the need to share this with us?
 
roguerower

roguerower

Diamond Member
Nov 18, 2004
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I bet if you went to school and worked out you'd be tired enough to sleep later.
 
Paladin3

Paladin3

Diamond Member
Mar 5, 2004
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What the fuck is "neffing"? I've always been too scared to go into that thread to figure it out. Maybe it's time to Man-Up. *shrug*
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Paladin3 said:
What the fuck is "neffing"? I've always been too scared to go into that thread to figure it out. Maybe it's time to Man-Up. *shrug*
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Posting shit which is even less useful or interesting than normal, usually just to increase post count.

As for water keeping you up, I don't even know where to begin with that.
 
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x-alki

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Jun 2, 2007
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TridenT said:
this blows. I woke up really thirsty so I took a drink out of my water bottle next to my bed... I'm like, "Yum.. water." I properly lay back to go to sleep because it's so early... I'm laying there and the water isn't settling well. It kinda felt like my tummy was cold inside; weird, not enjoyable feeling. I lay there for over an hour, and still no sleep...

Finally get the fuck outta bed because the fucking sun is coming full fledged at 6AM. Fucking A. This sucks. I was really banking on sleeping more because I went to bed earlier.

New google image is kinda cool.
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I didnt know there was a proper way to go to sleep. I wonder if I am going to sleep improperly?
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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that heavy, cold feeling in your tummy is from the semen deposited into your glass of water the night before.
 
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