I was at the supermarket craving some salsa and chips. The pansy ass store didn't have any nuclear hot. I saw the Tostito's brand. They only had Mild (green colored) and Medium (yellow). Going by the color convention, you would think yellow is hotter than green, yes? Then I saw Newman's brand. They had Mild (green colored) and Medium (BLUE wtf). They're contradictory.......... I bought the Newman's Medium since I like their brand. I don't even taste a HINT of spice. Ugh.