WTF this UPS driver has got to be the biggest idiot on earth

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Ready

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I'm setting in the living room since 5:00pm watching TV with the glass window wide open and the door unlocked and slightly open. Went out twice for a smoking break. Sometimes between 6:30 to 7:00pm, the UPS driver manages to sneak a delivery attempt note in on the GLASS door window with all the windows open and me in plain site setting in the living room watching TV....................arrghhh!
 
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CTrain

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Originally posted by: Ready
I'm setting in the living room since 5:00pm watching TV with the glass window wide open and the door unlocked and slightly open. Went out twice for a smoking break. Sometimes between 6:30 to 7:00pm, the UPS driver manages to sneak a delivery attempt note in on the GLASS door window with all the windows open and me in plain site setting in the living room watching TV....................arrghhh!
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Thats pretty funny man cause I do that do when I'm expecting delivery.
Then I would want to go out real quick and get something but then I know I would miss delivery.
They love to sneak in those deliveries when you're not around.
 
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Isshinryu

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If he's the biggest idiot on Earth, and he snuck the attempt slip in, what does that make you?
 
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chrisms

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Originally posted by: Ready
I'm setting in the living room since 5:00pm watching TV with the glass window wide open and the door unlocked and slightly open. Went out twice for a smoking break. Sometimes between 6:30 to 7:00pm, the UPS driver manages to sneak a delivery attempt note in on the GLASS door window with all the windows open and me in plain site setting in the living room watching TV....................arrghhh!
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I've never heard it called a smoking break when you aren't actually doing anything.
 
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eigen

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yeah well my package was deemed undeliverable by ups to day ( I assume they couldnt find my house).Even though I received a package from them the day before. (It was CF wifi card so I am sad.)
 
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MrDingleDangle

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Originally posted by: chrisms
Originally posted by: Ready
I'm setting in the living room since 5:00pm watching TV with the glass window wide open and the door unlocked and slightly open. Went out twice for a smoking break. Sometimes between 6:30 to 7:00pm, the UPS driver manages to sneak a delivery attempt note in on the GLASS door window with all the windows open and me in plain site setting in the living room watching TV....................arrghhh!
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I've never heard it called a smoking break when you aren't actually doing anything.
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haha


by the way...if u were sitting there watching tv next to a glass window, how come you didnt see him putting a note on the glass window?
 
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Ready

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
How were you setting in the living room?

That doesn't make any sense. Is English your second language?
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It doesn't take long for the grammer/spelling nazi police to get here does it? If only UPS were as reliable as your kind.
 
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Ready

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Originally posted by: chrisms
Originally posted by: Ready
I'm setting in the living room since 5:00pm watching TV with the glass window wide open and the door unlocked and slightly open. Went out twice for a smoking break. Sometimes between 6:30 to 7:00pm, the UPS driver manages to sneak a delivery attempt note in on the GLASS door window with all the windows open and me in plain site setting in the living room watching TV....................arrghhh!
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I've never heard it called a smoking break when you aren't actually doing anything.
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haha


by the way...if u were sitting there watching tv next to a glass window, how come you didnt see him putting a note on the glass window?
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Because I'm facing the TV and the door and windows were behind me
 
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Shaftatplanetquake

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Originally posted by: Ready
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
How were you setting in the living room?

That doesn't make any sense. Is English your second language?
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It doesn't take long for the grammer/spelling nazi police to get here does it? If only UPS were as reliable as your kind.
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If only ANYBODY was as reliable! btw, you have a spelling mistake in your post.
 
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mobobuff

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That's what makes FedEx great, on the first failed attempt they leave a waver for you to sign for them if you want all of your future deliveries to be dropped off, and you can even specify where they should leave them.

I'd like to put "on the roof" sometime.
 
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777php

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
Originally posted by: Ready
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
How were you setting in the living room?

That doesn't make any sense. Is English your second language?
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It doesn't take long for the grammer/spelling nazi police to get here does it? If only UPS were as reliable as your kind.
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If only ANYBODY was as reliable! btw, you have a spelling mistake in your post.
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Setting was typed three different times and looking at my keyboard the i and e are nowhere near each other. Does setting mean something else?
 
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DurocShark

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I have a great FedEx guy... He came by one day when nobody was home, so ON HIS WAY HOME he stopped again to drop off my package. I realized after he left I should have offered him a beer. :(
 
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klah

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set·ting
Nonstandard To sit: ?If Emmett drives, I could set up front?.

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Maybe he wanted an excuse to come back and see you :shocked:
 
waggy

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
Originally posted by: VietDude
Probably means sitting, maybe it's a typo...maybe.
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Oh its not a typo, he just doesn't know any better. He = teh ignoramous.
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yeah. speaking of ignoramus you mispelled it. so is english a your second language?
 
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