WTF stupid bird? It's 12:45am, please chirp in the morning!

[kyparrish]

This fvcking bird is at it again. Last night it kept us up, and tonight I can hear it loud and clear downstairs (I'm sure my wife is cursing the bird upstairs).

BIRD, please do better. If I didn't live in a neighborhood, I would kill you right now. I hope we have a catastrophic freeze tonight and you die because you didn't fly south. Dumb-ass.

 

[buck]

lol

 

[Rastus]

Its Spring!

 

[deftron]

The don't call that ammo birdshot for nothing

 

[SampSon]

Bird outside at night? They usually call thoes bats.
If it's inside, just get one of thoes bug fogging kits and toss it in the room.

 

[CraKaJaX]

blowgun 😀

 

[kyparrish]

I mean this sonavabitch sounds like a Viper alarm going off. Loud as hell with all sorts of different "songs." I really hope this bird gets killed by something awful. What is above songbird in the foodchain? Because I will go buy one of those animals tomorrow.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: kyparrish
I mean this sonavabitch sounds like a Viper alarm going off. Loud as hell with all sorts of different "songs." I really hope this bird gets killed by something awful. What is above songbird in the foodchain? Because I will go buy one of those animals tomorrow.

cat?

why not locate where the bird is and scare the hell out of it?

 

[dj2004]

I also get those nightbirds. Usually in the summer though.

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: kyparrish
I mean this sonavabitch sounds like a Viper alarm going off. Loud as hell with all sorts of different "songs." I really hope this bird gets killed by something awful. What is above songbird in the foodchain? Because I will go buy one of those animals tomorrow.

cat?

why not locate where the bird is and scare the hell out of it?

Everytime I go outside, the bird stops. And, I can't go shake the tree that it's in, because the tree is physically in my neighbors yard, even though the tree kind of leans towards one of our windows.

Boo, our kitty is declawed. I know I should have waited on that.

 

[kogase]

I get those fvckers too. Usually mockingbirds, they sit and go through their entire repertoire of horrible shreaking and then repeat. That stuff from "To Kill a Mockingbird" is bullsh|t, they don't provide beautiful music, they provide a fvcking racket at 2 AM in the morning and I want them all to die.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: kogase
I get those fvckers too. Usually mockingbirds, they sit and go through their entire repertoire of horrible shreaking and then repeat. That stuff from "To Kill a Mockingbird" is bullsh|t, they don't provide beautiful music, they provide a fvcking racket at 2 AM in the morning and I want them all to die.

..that's prob.what it is. it repeats all the other birds songs it hears. They've been known to mimic cats too. And all night long till dawn. 😕

 

[Mill]

I find them more annoying at 6am than at night.

 

[Aimster]

Originally posted by: kyparrish

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: kyparrish
I mean this sonavabitch sounds like a Viper alarm going off. Loud as hell with all sorts of different "songs." I really hope this bird gets killed by something awful. What is above songbird in the foodchain? Because I will go buy one of those animals tomorrow.

cat?

why not locate where the bird is and scare the hell out of it?

Everytime I go outside, the bird stops. And, I can't go shake the tree that it's in, because the tree is physically in my neighbors yard, even though the tree kind of leans towards one of our windows.

Boo, our kitty is declawed. I know I should have waited on that.

declawing hurts the kitty
🙁

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: kyparrish

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: kyparrish
I mean this sonavabitch sounds like a Viper alarm going off. Loud as hell with all sorts of different "songs." I really hope this bird gets killed by something awful. What is above songbird in the foodchain? Because I will go buy one of those animals tomorrow.

cat?

why not locate where the bird is and scare the hell out of it?

Everytime I go outside, the bird stops. And, I can't go shake the tree that it's in, because the tree is physically in my neighbors yard, even though the tree kind of leans towards one of our windows.

Boo, our kitty is declawed. I know I should have waited on that.

🙁 At first we would trim our cat's claws but now we don't even bother as hes gotten older, he is less wild and doesn't really "attack us" anymore so I guess I'm glad we didn't get him declawed...

 

[dighn]

Bird "chirping" doesn't really bother me, but those damn crows always piss me off. They can go cawing for like half an hour, and often multiple crows would join in multiplying the noise many times. I have seriously thought of buying a BB gun to shoot them down, but then that's cruel and probably illegal. Maybe I can try a high pressure water gun.

 

[sandorski]

WTF? It is morning! He ain't gonna stop, he's doing as you wish!!

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: kyparrish
This fvcking bird is at it again. Last night it kept us up, and tonight I can hear it loud and clear downstairs (I'm sure my wife is cursing the bird upstairs).

BIRD, please do better. If I didn't live in a neighborhood, I would kill you right now. I hope we have a catastrophic freeze tonight and you die because you didn't fly south. Dumb-ass.

did you leave the lights on outside? maybe the bird thinks it is morning/ sunrise?