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WTF: Strange Bathroom Behavior

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: mpitts

The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.



that was my first thought too

But that doesn't explain the limp, does it. :Q

the limp was to keep his pants from touching the "runner" and quite possibly prevent further "damage"
 
Maybe he was just accosted in the elevator by an ex con who said he reminded of his real purty cell mate back in prison....
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: mpitts
The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.

nah, with the limp he was trying to curail the "runner"

Sure. He probably almost crapped himself while cleaning the toilet. 😀
 
You guys are da evil!!

I've gotten paper towels, wet them, put antibacterial soap on them and used them to wipe the toilet seats before sitting on them before. Sometimes you need it because some guys don't lift the seat up before peeing so the pee all over it.
 
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
You guys are da evil!!

I've gotten paper towels, wet them, put antibacterial soap on them and used them to wipe the toilet seats before sitting on them before. Sometimes you need it because some guys don't lift the seat up before peeing so the pee all over it.

Ummm...what's why you use an ass gasket (one of those paper thingies), or make one yourself out of TP strips.
 
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
You guys are da evil!!

I've gotten paper towels, wet them, put antibacterial soap on them and used them to wipe the toilet seats before sitting on them before. Sometimes you need it because some guys don't lift the seat up before peeing so the pee all over it.



because there are absolutely NO bacteria on your ass? Seriously, I give it a wipe around with some TP if the aforementioned ass-gasket isn't available, but actually soaping it up???
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: mpitts
The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.

Bingo!

nope...not with the limp. The limp was a dead give away to "crapped pants"


[cartman] Now that's what I call a sticky situation![/cartman]
 
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
You guys are da evil!!

I've gotten paper towels, wet them, put antibacterial soap on them and used them to wipe the toilet seats before sitting on them before. Sometimes you need it because some guys don't lift the seat up before peeing so the pee all over it.
You need to watch Bullshit.
 
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mpitts

The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.



Bingo!



nope...not with the limp. The limp was a dead give away to "crapped pants"





[cartman] Now that's what I call a sticky situation![/cartman]

hahahahaha
 
There is a guy at work that takes a bar of soap with him into the bathroom. He doesn't think toilet paper does a good enough job.
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
You guys are da evil!!

I've gotten paper towels, wet them, put antibacterial soap on them and used them to wipe the toilet seats before sitting on them before. Sometimes you need it because some guys don't lift the seat up before peeing so the pee all over it.
You need to watch Bullshit.

Just cover the seat toilet paper. The soap won't kill the bacteria anyway.
 
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