WTF: Strange Bathroom Behavior

[ggavinmoss]

I was washing my hands at work and this guy walks in and does the following:

1) grabs a handful of papertowels
2) wets the paper towels
3) puts excessive amounts of handsoap on the wet paper towels
4) walks with a prounounced limp into the oversized, handicapped stall
5) sits down

I know this guy isn't handicapped, so I'm left to conclude he was suffering from priapism.

What else could it have been?

-geoff

 

[Linflas]

'Roids. :Q

 

[Turkish]

he just wanted to look "wacko" to you? :heart:

 

[mpitts]

Honestly, I don't think I want to know.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

he probably crapped himself and had to tidy up...

 

[Eli]

Priapism?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

ggavinmoss, I believe the man was preparing for the future.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Eli
Priapism?

pri·a·pism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-pzm)
n.
Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.

 

[warcrow]

Pics + Divx plz

 

[loup garou]

Sounds like he gambled & lost.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: warcrow
Pics + Divx plz

WTF is wrong with you! 😕 :|

 

[FoBoT]

maybe he has a bag, a colonoscipy or whatever it is called
where you don't poop out your butt anymore

that would suck

 

[Borracho]

Wet fart gone bad...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Eli
Priapism?

pri·a·pism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-pzm)
n.
Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.

:Q

Ouch.

Ok. So what would that have to do with wet paper towels and soap?

Uhhh..... wait. Nevermind. 😱 I think I just figured it out.. LOL.

Well.. I doubt thats the case. I'm going with G&L, too.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
he probably crapped himself and had to tidy up...

bingo...guess I didn't have to fart afterall.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: werk
Sounds like he gambled & lost.

yep the good ole G & L :laugh:

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: warcrow
Pics + Divx plz

Yeah, I'll grab my shoulder-mount camera and kick the stall door in! 😉

-geoff

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: warcrow
Pics + Divx plz

WTF is wrong with you! 😕 :|

Proof!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: warcrow

Originally posted by: Xiety

Originally posted by: warcrow
Pics + Divx plz

WTF is wrong with you! 😕 :|

Proof!

...of your perversion!

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: werk
Sounds like he gambled & lost.

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: werk
Sounds like he gambled & lost.

haha

 

[mpitts]

The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: mpitts
The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.

nah, with the limp he was trying to curail the "runner"

 

[Scarpozzi]

If he was wearing shorts, it would probably be more obvious what went wrong...

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: mpitts
The only thing I could think of is maybe he is a neurotic freak who has to wash the toilet seat before he sits down.

that was my first thought too