WTF..someone just took a sh1t on my stairs up to my office

[slightlyhuman]

me and my dads offices are upstairs together. only two offices upstairs in the shop area, i heard someone open the door but i didnt know who it was since there is a wall between me and the door, well noone came in and then i heard the door shut. well ten minutes later, i smell this wierd smell, i walk outside my door and see a odor killer sitting there, i didnt think anything of it.

dad just came in pissed as hell asking if i saw some woman up here, i said i heard the door open, i asked why? he said there was a pile of sh1t on the stairs, he said she thought there was a restroom up here i guess and when she got up here and found out it was an office, she couldnt hold it and it fell out of her pant leg?

were hunting the suspect down as i type this.

sigh, what a friday


cliffnotes

me and dads office are upstairs
woman come up stairs thinking its a restroom
sh1ts on her self and left it on the stairs for me and dad to discover



even though for some reason i brought my camera in today to mess with(its new) im not taking pics

(kidding about pics):beer:

 

[dbk]

 

[dbzwukan]

pics?

 

[MaxDSP]

lmao

 

[Hubris]

I'm just gonna go with...eww. Least it won't be hard to find her; she'll be the one with a sh!t stain running down her pant leg.

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: dbzwukan
pics?

u sick little monkey.

 

[GasX]

blech! :Q

 

[Stark]

you think your friday is bad... just think about the woman who shat herself! She probably went home to change her poopie clothes.

 

[pulse8]

WTF? :Q

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: dbzwukan
pics?

for you

 

[Toastedlightly]

:camera: or ban... wait, nvm.

 

[rh71]

when ya gotta go...

 

[purbeast0]

well i dont think anyone will believe you unless you post some pics ....

 

[Prong]

What a crappy discovery

 

[Ogg]

lmao

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Stark
you think your friday is bad... just think about the woman who shat herself! She probably went home to change her poopie clothes.

she was a truck driver, im sure she was a b1tch too considering most of are employees just sit there and b1tch until they get their way, i find it funny if its the woman im thinking of(she came in the other day just a bitching)

 

Maybe it was a Baby Ruth.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: buck
Maybe it was a Baby Ruth.

I can think of one guy who would have reacted like this: Hmmm... looks like poop....smells like poop...<gag> tastes like poop! It's poop! Sure glad I didn't step in it!

Seriously, that's messed up!

 

[slightlyhuman]

son of a b1tch.. k i walk down the stairs see the "stains" on my way to the restroom, i get to the shop restroom, its stopped up. k so i goto the office bathroom in the other building, its stopped up.

I HAVE TO PISS!!!!!! damn it

 

[George P Burdell]

sick

 

[tec699]

awwwww..... who is that girl that eats poo? bathtub girl is her name I think.

 

[yobarman]

hilarious!!

 

[kevman]

when life gives you poop, make poop juice!

 

[PricklyPete]

Please tell me you made this up.

 

[HamSupLo]

someone is gonna post saying they shat in their pants this morning