WTF? Received porn catalog

[Lager]

Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

Tell your parents you ordered it for them to spice up their sex life.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

Why don't you watch porn? Is it because you love someone already? 🙁

 

[sandmanwake]

You probably ordered one of those free magazines posted on hot deals here. I got one also after trying to get FHM free.

 

[SithSolo1]

Tell them your teacher sent it to you. 😉

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: boyRacer

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

Why don't you watch porn? Is it because you love someone already? 🙁

I have higher standards.

Anyways, How the f&#@ did I receive this catalogue?

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
You probably ordered one of those free magazines posted on hot deals here. I got one also after trying to get FHM free.

STUPID BROTHER! I bet he is the one who got one of those free magazines! I'm going to go Stone Cold Stunner his ass for getting me in trouble!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: coldcut

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
You probably ordered one of those free magazines posted on hot deals here. I got one also after trying to get FHM free.

STUPID BROTHER! I bet he is the one who got one of those free magazines! I'm going to go Stone Cold Stunner his ass for getting me in trouble!

Nobody got you in trouble, man. Sheesh. 😛 Stand up for yourself. If you're confronted, tell the truth. If you do that on a regular basis (tell the truth) then when you're confronted with something like this, your pre-established reputation for the truth will keep you clean.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

LMAO....that's funny

 

[CaffeineAndStuff]

Call the number printed on the ad to get you off the list. I got one once, called the number, and have never received another.

 

[Viper GTS]

Real solution: Move out

Then you can order what you want & not have to worry about getting to the mailbox before your parents.

Viper GTS

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: boyRacer

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

Why don't you watch porn? Is it because you love someone already? 🙁

LOL! 😀

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Real solution: Move out

Then you can order what you want & not have to worry about getting to the mailbox before your parents.

Viper GTS

LMAO

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: CaffeineAndStuff
Call the number printed on the ad to get you off the list. I got one once, called the number, and have never received another.

Do you have to talk to a live representative or is it automated?

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

You can't explain your way out of this situation. You requested the catalogue. It says so right on the outer envelope. 😀

 

[bubbadu]

I got one too.. i just threw it out.... who pays for porn anyway?

-Bubbadu

 

[BatmanNate]

Mwuuu hah ha hah...

/me crosses coldcut's name off list

 

[imported_Papi]

Are you mormon?

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

I got one as well. Couldn't believe it.

 

[Reel]

Is that the one with the red horizontal stripes? I just got one in today's mail too. Let's figure out which magazine we all signed up for.

 

[Bootprint]

So did it come in a plain brown paper wrapper?

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: coldcut
Going through the mail today, found a porn ad catalogue addressed to me, now parents think I look at porn. I don't even know how I got this advertisement. How should I explain this?! I don't even watch porn!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Porn!! We hope you enjoy your stay.

Just don't let Redhotjrm know.

 

[Imported]

I got a thing in the mail asking if I wanted a Playboy subscription when I was 17.. :Q

Parents never found out.. 😀

 

[Lager]

I'm currently looking to hook up with Naomi Watts or Kristin Kreuk.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: coldcut
I'm currently looking to hook up with Naomi Watts or Kristin Kreuk.

Then you've already got a headstart! Both of their careers are headed towards porn!!!