Originally posted by: TheChort
the school brings in a priest to talk about creationism :| :|
The school is a private christian affiliated school with about 800 students from K-12. I teach Chem, AP Chem and AP Bio to 10-12th graders. So this morning i find out about an assembly during 4th period. The assembly is broken up to 2 classes at a time. So it's a small group. I think to myself, "great, 1 hour break!" How wrong I was.
I walk in the auditorium to find out that it's a priest. He steps up and says he's only gonna talk for 5 minutes and the rest will be a debate. Ok, now I've got this a nervous optimism. Maybe things will be ok. I mean he did mention the golden word: debate. He starts off talking about the importance of us talking to each other, and that he's here to help people open up their minds, or something like that. I can never remember cliche openings like that.
Ok, so now is a good time to start up the 'Blind Date' countdown timer. You know, the one that goes something like this: "this date goes downhill in 3(beep)...2(beep)...1(beep)....
"Ok kids, now remember, God created you, and everything around you. People did not come from monkeys"
Oh ... no .... he ... didn't!
All I can remember at this point is some of my bio students turning to look at me, and me shaking my head. (I should insert the disclaimer that I DO introduce all possible theories to my students, including alien 'impregnation' of the planet)