WTF! My toe!

[warcrow]

My fvcking toe is killing me!!! My equation is below:

- I'm walking to my car and looking over my shoulder, talking to Kristin about dinner and such and I walk into a rock the size of a football! Didnt hurt too bad at first but later that night it was bruised and hurt so bad I wanted to punch one of you in the face.

+

- Earlier today our dog jumps up and down wanting to play with me looking super-cute, so I pick up her toy and threw it. She comes back, jumps at me (shes the size of a pit bull, shes a mix) and lands squarly on my bare toe with her stupid claw. This hurt so much it makes me want to slaughter a small group of baby sheep.

+

- A few hours ago, when I got to work, a co-worker of mine asks for my help moving a monitor (21inch and he's old), so I offered to help. We pick up the monitor, I'm leading but facing him with my back to the door, backing up. WTF he takes a gigantic step foward and steps on my freak'n purple toe.

=

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! :|

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: warcrow
Didnt hurt too bad at first by later that night it was bruised and hurt so bad I wanted to punch one of you in the face.

LMFAO

 

[BW86]

hahahaha

"I wanted to punch one of you in the face."

ROFL!

 

[lavagirl669]

LOL

sorry but I had to laugh

that sucks though..... for your toe

 

[blackdogdeek]

that sucks but this will make the pain go away :beer:

 

[Howard]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING YOU DUMBASS

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: warcrow
My fvcking toe is killing me!!! My equation is below:

- I'm walking to my car and looking over my shoulder, talking to Kristin about dinner and such and I walk into a rock the size of a football! Didnt hurt too bad at first but later that night it was bruised and hurt so bad I wanted to punch one of you in the face.

+

- Earlier today our dog jumps up and down wanting to play with me looking super-cute, so I pick up her toy and threw it. She comes back, jumps at me (shes the size of a pit bull, shes a mix) and lands squarly on my bare toe with her stupid claw. This hurt so much it makes me want to slaughter a small group of baby sheep.

+

- A few hours ago, when I got to work, a co-worker of mine asks for my help moving a monitor (21inch and he's old), so I offered to help. We pick up the monitor, I'm leading but facing him with my back to the door, backing up. WTF he takes a gigantic step foward and steps on my freak'n purple toe.

=

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! :|

You, sir, have a broken toe.

Do NOT go to a dr. or hospital, they can't help you.

PS stop being stupid and
1) look where you're going
2) pay attention to your extremities when wild animals are around
3) Never offer to help old people

 

[MichaelD]

"Equation?" Your equation sucks, man. This is more like it:

1 You = Teh Dumbass Clumsy Guy
If You + Rock = major pain_then 3
3 Major pain = Teh you because you = teh innatentive one
One + more pain = you
If you = Teh Dumbass then see line 1

yeah...I just made up my own programming language...and it centers around Warcrow!!! He is 22/7.

 

[five40]

Some 's and the whaaaaaaambulance for you.

 

[Crusty]

Sounds like you broke it!

I broke my toe once, all purple and black and hurt like a mother. I went to the doc and he just told me to try my best not to mangle it again and it will heal...now it's all crooked

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Papi

Originally posted by: warcrow
Didnt hurt too bad at first by later that night it was bruised and hurt so bad I wanted to punch one of you in the face.

LMFAO

I liked that one too

 

[blodhi74]

have it X-rayed .... could be a hair line fracture .... is there any swelling ?

 

[Megatomic]

LOL @ the story. I give you an 9/10, the humor was top notch.

Take an anti-inflammatory med to reduce pain and swelling man.

 

[Kaido]

dude, I hate it when stuff like that happens. it just snowballs and by the end of the day you're like, give my my freakin cookie and GO AWAY!

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
"Equation?" Your equation sucks, man. This is more like it:

1 You = Teh Dumbass Clumsy Guy
If You + Rock = major pain_then 3
3 Major pain = Teh you because you = teh innatentive one
One + more pain = you
If you = Teh Dumbass then see line 1

yeah...I just made up my own programming language...and it centers around Warcrow!!! He is 22/7.

You programming language based around my clumsy day makes me a sad panda.

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
Sounds like you broke it!

I broke my toe once, all purple and black and hurt like a mother. I went to the doc and he just told me to try my best not to mangle it again and it will heal...now it's all crooked

:shocked:

 

[coinz]

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: Papi

Originally posted by: warcrow
Didnt hurt too bad at first by later that night it was bruised and hurt so bad I wanted to punch one of you in the face.

LMFAO

I liked that one too

ya pretty funny lol

 

[shiner]

Your fvcking toe huh? That would explain your bad luck with the ladies.

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: Howard
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING YOU DUMBASS

lol!

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Your fvcking toe huh? That would explain your bad luck with the ladies.

 

[AreaCode707]

*offers naproxyn*

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Your toe is unlucky, I say you get rid of it ASAP!

 

[rpc64]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: warcrow

3) Never offer to help old people

LMAO

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: rpc64

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: warcrow

3) Never offer to help old people

LMAO

Heh, you mis-quoted, I never said that.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Fire doesn't help.