WTF - my girlfriend just picked up the phone...

[VietDude]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
CALL YOUR WIFE! lol

LOL... :beer:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

False. My ex was boring as hell. She wasn't creative. She wasn't willing to experiment. Oh well. Now that she's a lying whore, maybe her current, naive, unsuspecting boyfriend will break her of her boring sex life.

Define creative? Did she strictly want to use one position or was she willing to try several ones? (and as for the positions questions, please feel free to give as little description as possible for numerous reasons!)

She was only willing to try three positions and I had to do most of the work. :|

Oh well. Whore.

 

[gUEv]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I wish nik would drink himself to death.

 

[amdguy]

try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

False. My ex was boring as hell. She wasn't creative. She wasn't willing to experiment. Oh well. Now that she's a lying whore, maybe her current, naive, unsuspecting boyfriend will break her of her boring sex life.

Define creative? Did she strictly want to use one position or was she willing to try several ones? (and as for the positions questions, please feel free to give as little description as possible for numerous reasons!)

She was only willing to try three positions and I had to do most of the work. :|

Oh well. Whore.

I hope at least you were getting SOME pleasure out of the entire deal!

Sorry to hear that your intimate life with her was not as good as it could of been

Still interested in hearing about what happened if you got time to kill one night.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

False. My ex was boring as hell. She wasn't creative. She wasn't willing to experiment. Oh well. Now that she's a lying whore, maybe her current, naive, unsuspecting boyfriend will break her of her boring sex life.

Define creative? Did she strictly want to use one position or was she willing to try several ones? (and as for the positions questions, please feel free to give as little description as possible for numerous reasons!)

She was only willing to try three positions and I had to do most of the work. :|

Oh well. Whore.

I hope at least you were getting SOME pleasure out of the entire deal!

Sorry to hear that your intimate life with her was not as good as it could of been

Still interested in hearing about what happened if you got time to kill one night.

Maybe in neochat or something when I'm good and drunk.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

That's what he's trying to get me to do: kill myself.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

That's what he's trying to get me to do: kill myself.

That I am aware of..all I am saying is that it doesn't take that long.

I can barely make it 2 mins without breathing

3 mins would cause brain damage

5 mins would result in death

20 mins is overkill

 

[JetsFanatic]

PICS? :camera:

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Not if her ass is well shaped!

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

That's what he's trying to get me to do: kill myself.

Well, nobody takes him seriously anyway so...

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

That's what he's trying to get me to do: kill myself.

That I am aware of..all I am saying is that it doesn't take that long.

I can barely make it 2 mins without breathing

3 mins would cause brain damage

5 mins would result in death

20 mins is overkill

I have made it past three minutes and i am not.... oh wait..

 

[Rookie]

-10/0

ERROR

 

[Argo]

sqrt(-1)/10

 

[Nitemare]

Maybe she was bored?

 

[z0mb13]

OMG ur GF is cheating on you!

YET AGAIN!!

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdguy
try hold your breath for 20 minutes and you will reach a new state of euphoria

I thought it was more like 5?

Your long dead after 20

That's what he's trying to get me to do: kill myself.

That I am aware of..all I am saying is that it doesn't take that long.

I can barely make it 2 mins without breathing

3 mins would cause brain damage

5 mins would result in death

20 mins is overkill

Freedivers pass 3 minutes everyday with no consequences. Not that hard if you're in good shape and train for it. World record I beleive is 8:47 set by some german.

 

[Shelly21]

meh, disappointing... was hoping for another yagt.

 

[MegaWorks]

She's a whore, bang the Sh!t out of her.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
meh, disappointing... was hoping for another yagt.

You should start one

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Shelly21
meh, disappointing... was hoping for another yagt.

You should start one

OH SNAP! :beer::beer:

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Shelly21
meh, disappointing... was hoping for another yagt.

You should start one

i did one on yagt awhile back.... it was disapointing... my standards are too high....

 

[JDub02]

3/10 ... it did elicit a slight chuckle. bonus points for using "porkin"