WTF? My food just electricuted me :-\

[DannyBoy]

Put my lasagna in the microwave for 6 mins, take it out after 5 as it was bubbling away, and stuck my finger in the middle to see if it was hot. Got fvking electricuted 😕 :|

whats with that?! :|

 

[richardycc]

static

 

[dighn]

it's probably you that shocked the food

 

[Shawn]

ahahahahahahaha

 

[Kenny]

It was bubbling yet you still put your finger in it? :Q

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: dighn
it's probably you that shocked the food

microwave lasagna has begun to fight back.

be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[Kelvrick]

Thats how life started. Man, if you could keep that thing alive, they'll make little statues of you and one day they'll shrink you and let you be their god and protect them from the evil "Bart."

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Kenny
It was bubbling yet you still put your finger in it? :Q

well i mean the sides of it were, not the middle, i wanted to check if it was cooked through yet, it sparked, im sitting here staring at it now thinking should i dare eat it...

I mean, how do i know when i stick my fork in it i wont get shot across the room and pinned to the wall 😕

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: Kenny
It was bubbling yet you still put your finger in it? :Q

well i mean the sides of it were, not the middle, i wanted to check if it was cooked through yet, it sparked, im sitting here staring at it now thinking should i dare eat it...

I mean, how do i know when i stick my fork in it i wont get shot across the room and pinned to the wall 😕

Here is your solution. Take a copper wire and tie it around the ground lead on a power cable, and plug the cable in. Then take the other end and stick it in your lasagna. All the electrons go into the outlet. 🙂

 

[Bootprint]

Dude you better eat it. If you toss it out, it might come after you as you sleep.


Headlines the next morning, 'DannyBoy found dead smoother to death by pasta.'

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Bootprint


Headlines the next morning, 'DannyBoy found dead smoother to death by pasta.'

:Q

🙁

But what if it breaks out of me in the middle of the night and ruptures my internal organs? (Alien Style)

Damn im freaking myself out here 🙁

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: DannyBoy

Originally posted by: Bootprint


Headlines the next morning, 'DannyBoy found dead smoother to death by pasta.'

:Q

🙁

But what if it breaks out of me in the middle of the night and ruptures my internal organs? (Alien Style)

Damn im freaking myself out here 🙁

Only one way to prevent that, eat lots of chips with olestra.

 

[Eli]

No it didn't. If it electrocuted you, you would be dead.

That's what electrocuted means. 😛

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Eli
No it didn't. If it electrocuted you, you would be dead.

That's what electrocuted means. 😛

Ok then, it gave an electrostatic spark which made me jump, therefore causing me to cry in incredible agony for a breif millisecond...

Happy? 😛

 

[moshquerade]

Headline: "Lasagne Kills"

 

[brigden]

You found a glitch in the Matrix.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: brigden
You found a glitch in the Matrix.

lmfao

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: brigden
You found a glitch in the Matrix.

😀

 

[Wag]

A bubble universe in the lasagna initiated defense measures.

 

[Rufio]

u r a wimp.

 

[Luden]

Pwned!

lasagna: 1 DannyBoy: 0

 

[Adul]

dude your food is alive 😕

 

[cLe0]

Originally posted by: dighn
it's probably you that shocked the food

yea, why did you stick your finger in so soon?

 

[glenn1]

Put my lasagna in the microwave for 6 mins, take it out after 5 as it was bubbling away, and stuck my finger in the middle to see if it was hot. Got fvking electricuted

Call it into the Technical Help desk for the microwave manufacturer. I want to see what that trouble ticket looks like 😉