wtf mensroom experience

Platypus

Lifer
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Ok so this is like.. the second such occurance in the last 2 months..

I really had to take a piss this afternoon so I stumble into some building on campus that I normally dont go into all that often, find a bathroom and find some guy on the right most urinal against a stall, leaning there. No problem.. move one away to the left and start to begin my business. I see this constant movement out of the corner of my right eye with what appears to be the final 'shake' by my neighbor.. no problem I guess... except that it goes on.. and on.. for like at least 2 minutes (I drank 64oz of coke so I really had to go).. and like he's leaning in such a way as to imply that he wants others to see him do this repetitive shaking motion.. I will leave out some of the details as I dont want to get banned (no he wasn't pleasuring himself...) but needless to say I got the fvck out of dodge quick like. After I finish he's still sitting there doing the same thing and after I left I had to change the song on my mp3 player and I looked through my collection for at least 3 minutes before deciding on an album to listen to.. he still didn't leave the room in this entire time.

I MS-Painted an illustration of said events:
wtf

Mods if this isn't appropriate I apologize.

But honestly wtf.. has this ever happened to any of you? This is literally like becoming a repetitve occurance and it's starting to creep me the fvck out.
 

Heisenberg

Lifer
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Maybe he got it stuck in his zipper and couldn't talk because of the pain. You should've offered to help.
 

LostWanderer

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Gotta hand it to your artistic ability there, but for the first time I can ever remember I think this thread does NOT need pics.

:)
 

xaeniac

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never happened, but you might be doing something in there to invoke their interest? nice drawing btw
 

Platypus

Lifer
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Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'
 

GeekDrew

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Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

Of course, because homos are known for shaking their cock in public... :confused:
 

newParadigm

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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

Of course, because homos are known for shaking their cock in public... :confused:

dude he was shaking his cock AT another dude, if it was at a Chic, if it wasnt for the flamboyant nature of many gay men i wouldn't have said anything
 

SithSolo1

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I'd say a random dude tweakin' his shiz is the least of your worries. You only have 1 eye and your mouth is on the side of your head. :Q
 

MikeMike

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hey, be on the lookout for the dude who exposed himself to a girl in Hawkins Hall.

he was described as:
age 19-25
male
blonde hair
blue eyes

(like that narrows it down)

but...

5'3"-5'4" in height.

lmao

o yea, saturday night sum drunk ran in front of me and my girlfriend in her car, he was out for a jog naked as ****** with some fat ass running next to him fully clothed by 3rd and University.
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'



different strokes....
 

Platypus

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Well I neglected to post this in the OP because I was afraid it might be innappropriate but um.. he seemed 'excited' and flopping it in all directions like a traffic signal light wand :confused:
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'

Okay, now you know too much info. You must've been staring.