WTF Is Wrong With Me?

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Carbo

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I made a point of hitting Home Depot today to buy some picture hanging hardware that I needed.
Upon my return home, I see I have batteries and a light switch in my bag, but no hooks for the pictures. WTF??! Is this how it ends? Are strained peas and Depends next? Is my boyish, youthful body actually hiding a decaying grey mass of useless matter in my skull?
 
Anubis

Anubis

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i think we have all done that before

go out to get something specific and come back with everything but what you went out for
 
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Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Carbo
I made a point of hitting Home Depot today to buy some picture hanging hardware that I needed.
Upon my return home, I see I have batteries and a light switch in my bag, but no hooks for the pictures. WTF??! Is this how it ends? Are strained peas and Depends next? Is my boyish, youthful body actually hiding a decaying grey mass of useless matter in my skull?
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Who knows and more to the point, who cares?
 
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Carbo

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
should have wrote yourself a list.
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That's the part that really irks me. I did just that, and checked it twice while at the store. First item: picture hooks. I'm doomed...

 
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Bozono

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Just be glad you're not this guy yet.

*NSFW* VERY GRAPHIC WILL INDUCE VOMITING ON LOAN FROM PREVIOUS THREAD

True facts of pictures(they are real, story is not) are contained in this thread
 
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GamerExpress

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I went to the store once to get bread, next thing I know my wife is calling me on my cell wondering where I am.

Well let's just say I didn't get any bread, but I did wake up in a cheap motel with an empty plastic bottle of vodka and some nasty H0 next to me. Now that's what it means to be an alcoholic!!
 
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Sluggo

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Originally posted by: GamerExpress
I went to the store once to get bread, next thing I know my wife is calling me on my cell wondering where I am.

Well let's just say I didn't get any bread, but I did wake up in a cheap motel with an empty plastic bottle of vodka and some nasty H0 next to me. Now that's what it means to be an alcoholic!!
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That doesnt mean you are an alcohoic. It means you are a man that knows a party when he sees one.

Happens to me all the time.
 
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BooGiMaN

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how big were the hooters on the home depot girl helping you out at homedepot..that might explain alot
 
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casper114

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Originally posted by: Carbo
I made a point of hitting Home Depot today to buy some picture hanging hardware that I needed.
Upon my return home, I see I have batteries and a light switch in my bag, but no hooks for the pictures. WTF??! Is this how it ends? Are strained peas and Depends next? Is my boyish, youthful body actually hiding a decaying grey mass of useless matter in my skull?
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Sorry but yes.
 
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MaxDepth

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Justt be thankful you still have all your hair.

Too bad it slid off your head and anded on your back and ass.
 
jadinolf

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Carbo
I made a point of hitting Home Depot today to buy some picture hanging hardware that I needed.
Upon my return home, I see I have batteries and a light switch in my bag, but no hooks for the pictures. WTF??! Is this how it ends? Are strained peas and Depends next? Is my boyish, youthful body actually hiding a decaying grey mass of useless matter in my skull?
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Take it from me.

It only gets worse. :(
 
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