Here's my rendition of a new version of the commercials...
Note- I'm in them.
The Trix Commercials
Kids: "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."
Me: "Yes you Silly BEE-ATCH, now I have to kick you in the nuts"
- Camera quick-zooms onto my leg as I wind up and jimmy-jam the rabbit's 'goods'
The Cocoa Puffs Commercials
Creature: "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
Me: "Get cuckoo about taking a size 11 boot to the crotch"
- Camera pans back, to see me get a running start.
- I take a hop, skip, then jump over and plant rubber
I say 'creature' cause I don't know what the hell animal it is in the Cocoa Puffs commercials.
Note- I'm in them.
The Trix Commercials
Kids: "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."
Me: "Yes you Silly BEE-ATCH, now I have to kick you in the nuts"
- Camera quick-zooms onto my leg as I wind up and jimmy-jam the rabbit's 'goods'
The Cocoa Puffs Commercials
Creature: "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
Me: "Get cuckoo about taking a size 11 boot to the crotch"
- Camera pans back, to see me get a running start.
- I take a hop, skip, then jump over and plant rubber
I say 'creature' cause I don't know what the hell animal it is in the Cocoa Puffs commercials.
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