WTF is with these kids?

Viper GTS

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Oct 13, 1999
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You know those commercials promote child prostitution, right?

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!

:Q

Viper GTS
 

Yeeny

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Feb 2, 2000
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Well I for one have no pity for that rabbit. He is bigger than them, why has he not realized he can whup those kids and just take the dang cereal? He needs to make a stand for all the walking talking cereal loving rabbits of the world. ;)
 

Pretender

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That's true girlfriday, but I tend to have sympathy for the recklessly stupid. I feel sorry for the large, stupid kids who don't realize that they could use force to get things.
 

yakko

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I agree with GirlFriday. I think the rabbit should go postal on those damn kids.
 

loup garou

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Feb 17, 2000
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You think that's bad, what about that poor leprechaun. All he wants is he lucky charms! :)

But those damn kids...
 

Wangel

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I like the red trix. Has anyone noticed that Trix tastes different than it did from about 20 years ago? They changed the formula.
 

Pastfinder

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Silly rabbit, trix are for kids. What they never show is the rabbit kicking the kids asses after the commercial ;)
 

Robert01

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<< BTW, my comment was being directed toward Viper GTS, not stupid Robert >>

My self-esteem is at an all-time high today. ;)

If you look closely at the times that Viper and I made our posts, they are, doggonit, the same time. He probably only defeated me be a couple of milliseconds...oh well. :)
 

BoberFett

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Oct 9, 1999
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What really chaps my hide is that bastard Barney Rubble always swiping Fred's Pebbles. They're best friends, neighbors, and Barney keeps tricking Fred out of his damn Pebbles.
 

Jazar

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all these cheap cartoon characters need to get a job and buy their own damn cerial. Will that Cookie Crook ever learn! :p
 

Yeeny

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Bober: I heard that Fred had a thing going with Betty, and that is why Barney always takes his cereal. It was a big scandal all over cereal land, Lucky the Leprachaun told Count Chocula all about it. ;)
 

Optimus

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Reminds me of my favorite ad of all time.

(note, the ad is not a cartoon - it is &quot;real-life&quot; filmed in what looks like a NY convenience store)

Scene: a Dingy, big city convenience store. Old lady at the cash register notices a young guy (early 20s or so) enter with his hands in his pockets and a shifty look in his eyes.
The cashier is helping one customer and the young guy looks around to make sure no one is watching. He then grabs (somewhat indiscriminately, 5 boxes of cereal in one armful). The cashier hears the bell on the door and looks up to see the door shut, the store empty, and the money for the cereal boxes sitting on the counter, one coin still spinning.

We then follow the young guy as he ducks into a seedy looking apartment complex and runs up a dimly lit staircase to an apartment. He steps in, shuts the door, and leans with his back on the door and grins. He then runs over to the table, picks out the one box of Trix cereal and dumps the others on the floor. Sitting in his run-down, dimly lit kitchen, he pours himself a huge bowl of cereal. He then reaches behind his head and unzips an up-to-now unseen zipper, revealing that the young guy was a &quot;suit&quot; and underneath is the cartoon Trix Rabbit (they now were combining the cartoon rabbit with the real backgrounds a la &quot;Roger Rabbit&quot;). The Trix Rabbit lets out a joyful laugh and gleefully grabs the milk carton. He goes to pour milk onto the Trix only to find one measly drop of milk left. Horrified, he lets out a screaming &quot;Noooooooooooo.......&quot; as the screen cuts to all black with the words:

&quot;Got Milk?&quot;



Brilliant ad. It was a Got Milk ad that they had obviously gotten Kellogg?s to buy in on / help out with. One of the best ads ever.