wtf is with southerners?

[Fingolfin269]

So, now that guy is representative of southern Christians? Confused.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: huberm
sounds like the jehovah witnesses...they believe they're the only ones going to heaven, for a total of 144,000. Yet there is currently over 2 million in the congregation. WTF?????

Wow, you sure got that wrong.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s

Originally posted by: rhino56
and as a good christian its always nice to come and bitch about others on message boards.

damn right and I'll cuss up a storm while doing it. Where did I ever say I was a good christian now gtfo of my thread

rofl awesome

:thumbsup: to OP

 

[DrPizza]

Engage them in conversation... I've found that most of those holy rollers will eventually tell you God's opinion of something, at which point, they've committed a sin. Point it out for them, then say "teh debil is in you, get out evil spawn of satan!"

 

[thehstrybean]

That would piss me off, but I'm Presp, and we don't do the whole "door to door" thing. I don't like people that do that at all.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I'll bill them for my time wasted.

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Engage them in conversation... I've found that most of those holy rollers will eventually tell you God's opinion of something, at which point, they've committed a sin. Point it out for them, then say "teh debil is in you, get out evil spawn of satan!"

*DrPizza sets the Mormon on fire* "Get out, spawn of satan! Out, I say!" :laugh:
That ought to keep them off your porch :thumbsup:

 

[clamum]

What a freak.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Easy fix:
Hear doorbell ring.
Look out window.
If you don't recognize the person, don't answer the door.

DING!

This is how I handle solicitors.

 

[TehMac]

Where I live its the Johavah's Witnesses. Bunch of pagans. Split my family up to, with their anti social, ignorant, and general anti people bull ******.

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: huberm
sounds like the jehovah witnesses...they believe they're the only ones going to heaven, for a total of 144,000. Yet there is currently over 2 million in the congregation. WTF?????

Wow, you sure got that wrong.

No, actually he didn't. But they've "changed" that part recently. Bunch of anti social, anti christian whores.

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
Once or twice a year mormons come to my house and try to give me their version of the bible.

Just for the record, Mormon's don't have a different version of the Bible. They use the King James Version.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
You can't go around telling people they are devil worshipers because they don't go your church.

"Either you're with us, or you're with the tearrrists."

 

[engineereeyore]

Yeah, that seems awful rude.

Having grow up in the south, I found the signs in front of the churchs to be the best. For instance, "Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em, he'll clean 'em."

 

[Mo0o]

Has anyone seen jackass 2? Those inflatable balloon could sure come in handy.

Actually all kidding aside I just lie and say im buddhist

 

[Nik]

Religious nuts stopped coming to my house when I sat outside with them wearing my black hat that says DEMON across the bill, drinking a brew, smoking a cheap garcia vega, arguing with them about how they expect to make it to heaven when there's millions of them around the world even though their religion only believes that there's 144,000 people going to heaven :laugh:

 

[JS80]

what, you'd rather have them strap bombs and blow up cafes?

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Religious nuts stopped coming to my house when I sat outside with them wearing my black hat that says DEMON across the bill, drinking a brew, smoking a cheap garcia vega, arguing with them about how they expect to make it to heaven when there's millions of them around the world even though their religion only believes that there's 144,000 people going to heaven :laugh:

Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe their religion believes that 144,000 will return to live with God. Others will still go to Heaven, but will not be in the presence of God. Apparently once a year, they pass around a sacrament tray and if you partake, you are one of the 144,000. I asked one guy about it, as to why he never partook, and he just said he'd love BBQ too much. He just wants to sit around eating ribs and sitting in the shade.

Can't blame a man for that. Add Monday Night Football and a few cold ones and you'd never see the sacrament tray even passed around anymore.

 

[Lazy8s]

Well I tried but I got no answer, next some guy comes around with cards I'll tell him where he can put it.

 

[huberm]

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Religious nuts stopped coming to my house when I sat outside with them wearing my black hat that says DEMON across the bill, drinking a brew, smoking a cheap garcia vega, arguing with them about how they expect to make it to heaven when there's millions of them around the world even though their religion only believes that there's 144,000 people going to heaven :laugh:

Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe their religion believes that 144,000 will return to live with God. Others will still go to Heaven, but will not be in the presence of God. Apparently once a year, they pass around a sacrament tray and if you partake, you are one of the 144,000. I asked one guy about it, as to why he never partook, and he just said he'd love BBQ too much. He just wants to sit around eating ribs and sitting in the shade.

Can't blame a man for that. Add Monday Night Football and a few cold ones and you'd never see the sacrament tray even passed around anymore.

jehovah witnesses believe that 144,000 will go to heaven. Of that 144,000, they believe there is still something like 8,300 slots to be filled.

They believe the remainder of the people of their church will repopulate earth. They believe that those that aren't members of their cult will simply cease to exist.

In the past, they have "prophesied" (if you wanna call it that) several times specific years that the armageddon would happen. After each year came to pass, they would just pick a new date and wait, saying they messed up the first time.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Every other day or no (no exaggeration) someone from some other religion with 10 followers comes by my door to tell me about Jesus.

Oh come on, you know about Jesus unless you join them.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Easy fix:
Hear doorbell ring.
Look out window.
If you don't recognize the person, pull down your pants and answer the door.

 

[Shawn]

I'd tell them to get the fvck off my property and shoot my shotgun in the air. Yeeeeha!





Well... if I was a southerner.

 

[FrustratedUser]

^^^^ Yeah, the response have been 'fixed'.

 

[JM Aggie08]

we just put the dog on the front porch.

problem solved.

 

[dandruff]

:laugh: