WTF is this thing?

[VirtualLarry]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=15F-003W-000H0R&ignorebbr=1

(No, I'm not spamming for Newegg, I honestly have no idea what this this is, or is for, and would like to know.)

 

[VirtualLarry]

I had an idea, is this some sort of shower spigot? Pretty bizarre looking, if so. That's the only thing that comes to mind.

That, or something to use for brewing beer, maybe?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hansgrohe 12410001 Starck Organic 2-Handle Thermostatic Valve Trim Kit in Chrome - Valve Not Included

Granted that sounds like word salad, so this might help give you an idea:
Home > Home & Tools > Home Improvement > Bath > Bath Accessories > Misc Bath Hardware

 

[Pardus]

Replacement part for the flux capacitor.

 

[VirtualLarry]

Oh, so it is some sort of bath / shower spigot. How do you manipulate it? It seems fairly unconventional, to me.

Some sort of artsy-fartsy piece. I mean, calling a faucet "organic"?

Edit: Eh, anyways, definitely not for me.

 

[Bubbleawsome]

So I get the idea, but how do you turn it?

 

[VirtualLarry]

LOL. Must have been designed by Apple. Samsung would have given you a "normal" handle to turn it with.

 

[Iron Woode]

it sort of looks like the 4 pulmonary veins going to my heart. My heart defect puts one or more veins to the wrong atrium.

 

[sdifox]

Top right cylinder is the valve, you turn to right mixture, below that is the hose to showerhead. The left is the spigot. The little cylinder below the spigot lets you select output.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Designed by the brilliant Philippe Starck, enfant terrible of the design world.

"We have created a new type of water"

http://assets.hansgrohe.com/assets/Axor-Starck-Organic.pdf

 

[IronWing]

Newegg's open box price is 50% off, jump on that!

 

[mxnerd]

Create something that no one knows what it is can make you some money.

 

[Ken g6]

LOL. Must have been designed by Apple. Samsung would have given you a "normal" handle to turn it with.

But if Samsung designed it, it would randomly explode, spraying you with scalding hot water.

 

[Zanovar]

shower thingy for sure.dunno

 

[BarkingGhostar]

That thing is $700 on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/AXOR-12410001-Organic-Thermostatic-Mounted/dp/B00AVM05PM

 

[Fritzo]

 

[Imp]

Obviously, a sex toy.

 

[nutxo]

butt plug

 

[IronWing]

butt plug

Clearly, we aren't plumbed the same.

 

[John Connor]

And it's organic!