WTF is this, 'The Parlor'???

[UNCjigga]

So here I am at the US Passport orifice...waiting in line to hand in paperwork (basically.) Been here an hour so far and there's still like 6-7 people ahead of me. I've already filled in my forms, got my photos, got two checks ready, and yet I still have to wait. The waiting area reminds me of that 'parlor' movie on the Intarweb.

So I look around at the peeps. Typical white southerners, and then DAYUM where'd she come from? Easily the hottest Asian girl I've ever seen this side of the Bay Area. I listen to her conversation and find out she's only here with her boyfriend (one of the white southerners) and they're all gettin passports so they can go to the Caribbean together this winter.

I pull out the laptop to check my office emails when all of a sudden the guy next to me's like, "ooh, how do you like your Compaq?" Heavy lisp...very heavy lisp. These are the only words he's said all day, apparently, because everyone else kinda looks up startled at the guy. Soon we're engaged in conversation. Just my luck...he's a gay geek.

So basically, this is just like 'the parlor'. One hot girl (already got a bf), everyone else is a white male, and the only one willing to talk to me is the gay guy!!! Its gonna be a long afternoon...

 

[pyonir]

Did you go have coffee with the gay guy?

 

[moonshinemadness]

well ive never seen it but it sounds like some weird ass movies!

 

[amnesiac]

Have cybersex with him. That's so hot.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Did you go have coffee with the gay guy?

??? umm...I'm still in line here... Wish I had a cameraphone...I could post some pics of teh girl 4 j00 all

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA

Originally posted by: pyonir
Did you go have coffee with the gay guy?

??? umm...I'm still in line here... Wish I had a cameraphone...I could post some pics of teh girl 4 j00 all

Damn you. Damn you uncJIGGA for not having a camera phone. DAMN YOU.

 

[Kelvrick]

Anyone gonna post a link to the parlor for those newer to atot?

 

[conjur]

"ooh, how do you like your Compaq?"

How do you detect a lisp out of that phrase?

 

[Spooner]

I guess it's just my personal preference, but I've yet to see an Asian that I think is drop-dead gorgeous. I've seen white, black, Hispanic, etc... etc... but not Asian.

Show me what you Asian lovers think is an extremely fine lookin specimen.



P.S. i'm not being racist here in any sense of the word, this thread just made me think of it

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Spooner
I guess it's just my personal preference, but I've yet to see an Asian that I think is drop-dead gorgeous. I've seen white, black, Hispanic, etc... etc... but not Asian.
Show me what you Asian lovers think is an extremely fine lookin specimen.
P.S. i'm not being racist here in any sense of the word, this thread just made me think of it

I've seen some really beautiful Asian women...but I don't go all head over heels for Asian women like 90% of the guys here.

 

[Rufio]

uncjigga were u talking to yourself again?

heheh