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wtf - is this a result of being whipped?

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EyeMWing

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Well, it's recently come to my attention that since I hooked up with this psychopath that I call my girlfriend (She's the perfect complement to my insanity - between us, we actually have a shred of sanity), I've noticed that my dressing habits have changed.

I now have essentially 3 colors of clothing - light gray, tan, and light, khaki green/olive drab. Now, she just drew to my attention that for the past 3 weeks, I've always (WITHOUT ANY EFFORT OR THOUGHT) color coordinated my underwear, pants, and shirt. Of course, this is a very simple level of color coordination, i.e. all 3 pieces of clothing are the same color, none of that crazy mix and match crap that girls do, or the tacky earthtone + bright color crap that I used to do before I met her.

Is this some kind of wacky side effect of being whipped and proud of it?

😕
 
wait wait your underwear matches?.... so u have tan underwear? thats odd. and yeah u need to turn in your certification of manhood
 
How freakin hard is it for a guy to match his underwear to his clothes? White goes with everything right? That doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment.
 
Originally posted by: Glitchny
wait wait your underwear matches?.... so u have tan underwear? thats odd. and yeah u need to turn in your certification of manhood
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That depends.

If it's only tan in one spot and maybe closer to brown...just time to get some new underwear!
 
To clarify on the underwear thing - I buy in those shrink wrapped packs of 3 or 4 pairs of Hanes boxers. OD, tan, and gray appear to occur most often in those packs, and the other, fruitier colors dissapear after a wearing or two for some reason.

Edit: No, wait, now I know where they dissapear to. They're her sleepwear because I never seem to wear them.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Actually, I was asking if this odd clothing-matching phenomenon is related to my whippedness. I *KNEW* that.
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yes, but its for the better
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Actually, I was asking if this odd clothing-matching phenomenon is related to my whippedness. I *KNEW* that.
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yes, but its for the better
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Finally, someone else who appreciates the free poon and lack of ever having to make another difficult decision that comes with being whipped senseless.

Granted, you're mod-whipped, you little nef. I have a woman. Or she has me. Whatever. 😎
 
Wearing the same color is not matching. That's just making yourself look like a goofy idiot. Color matching is wearing colors that match. Ex: Blue and orange, red and black, white and black, brown and green, etc etc. But then again you said you are both insane so maybe looking goofy is the result of you being whipped.
 
Match ?! What for ? I wear t-shirts and jeans... and for work-related... light top with dark bottoms... no point otherwise.
 
What does it matter your obviously in a situation on a daily basis that she sees your underware...stop complaining.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Well, it's recently come to my attention that since I hooked up with this psychopath that I call my girlfriend (She's the perfect complement to my insanity - between us, we actually have a shred of sanity), I've noticed that my dressing habits have changed.

I now have essentially 3 colors of clothing - light gray, tan, and light, khaki green/olive drab. Now, she just drew to my attention that for the past 3 weeks, I've always (WITHOUT ANY EFFORT OR THOUGHT) color coordinated my underwear, pants, and shirt. Of course, this is a very simple level of color coordination, i.e. all 3 pieces of clothing are the same color, none of that crazy mix and match crap that girls do, or the tacky earthtone + bright color crap that I used to do before I met her.

Is this some kind of wacky side effect of being whipped and proud of it?

😕
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There is an easy explanation to this:

It is impossible to mismatch the colours you wear.
 
why do you care if your undies match?
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are you wearing baggy pants with half your underwear pulled up your back so you can show them off?


 
Originally posted by: Citrix
why do you care if your undies match?
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are you wearing baggy pants with half your underwear pulled up your back so you can show them off?
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I don't. Thats the point.
 
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