WTF is a hyperdimensional oscillator?

MichaelD

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It's what you get when you put a floor fan that's spinning into the Teleporter and hit the "Random" button.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.


I just had an orgasm! :shocked:

 

Whitecloak

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.


I just had an orgasm! :shocked:

pics?
 

Rubycon

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Your asymbobs are journalling hysterically along the mutagenic axes between somonal-seven and biseniorinale-six. Pilot induced oscillation (PIO) will further increase these abberations until the transient mode exceeds the flex frame factor and your viennamodal crossfeeds get abruptly terminated. Death follows shortly.

Don't worry, it won't hurt.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: whitecloak
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.


I just had an orgasm! :shocked:

pics?



You are a sick fvck.

I like you. :heart:
 

Whitecloak

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May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: whitecloak
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.


I just had an orgasm! :shocked:

pics?



You are a sick fvck.

I like you. :heart:

I will bring the lube.
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
It is a device which has the capacity to access 11 dimensional space. Each dimension has a different zero point energy level. By cycling through each dimension in turn, an energy differential creates a flow into our 3-space of enormous potential.

You could power a planet to light speed with one.
Ohh! ZPM! :D