WTF has happened to Val Kilmer!?

SandEagle

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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad-application/val-kilmer-ranch-for-sale/story-fn6bn80a-1225979807034


he really let himself go. D:

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yh125d

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Who cares? He's 51


Also, he was awesome in kiss kiss bang bang
 

ElFenix

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he's not going to fit into the f18 for top gun 2
 

Paratus

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Do you ever have that dream where you're sort of standing in sun god robes while hundreds of naked women throw little pickles at you? AND YOUR FAT?
 

esquared

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Yeah, well he's older (fatter) but he still gets a lot of work.

Straight to DVD stuff but he's still working.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/

Kinda what happened to Wesley Snipes. Lot of straight to DVD movies.
 

TechBoyJK

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Who cares? He's 51


Also, he was awesome in kiss kiss bang bang

haha love your avatar.

I saw that on paleisthenewtan

I actually feel kind of sorry for the guy. He's really weird looking, and it looks like he's done everything he possibly could to offset that..
 

arrfep

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Hahaha...was just discussing this at NYE party, because I mentioned that on a whim, I watched Felon last night. I was pleasantly surprised by it. Friend asked "Was Val Kilmer fat in it?" I said yes, but he was still good.

Then we waxed nostalgic about the days of Mad Martigan and Iceman. Even up until, like someone said, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, or The Salton Sea, he looked together. And I think that's the thing, he looks like he just doesn't have it together anymore. He's not just chubby now, he's got that washed-up, Steven Seagal, greasy-haired goiter-neck thing going on.

Ron Howard's gotta make a Willow 2, and get Val back into shape. It's not like Warwick Davis will have any work now that the HP movies are done.
 

alkemyst

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Hahaha...was just discussing this at NYE party, because I mentioned that on a whim, I watched Felon last night. I was pleasantly surprised by it. Friend asked "Was Val Kilmer fat in it?" I said yes, but he was still good.

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Hardly fat, but much like John Travolta; his body composition has changed making him more bulky and less lanky.
 

marvdmartian

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Yeah, we all get older. And believe it or not, we're not all blessed with the fence pole gene, so most of us get fatter. Get used to the idea now, and you won't cry yourself to sleep when you're approaching 50. :rolleyes:

Personally, he reminds me of Brando, in the Godfather.....and he might make you an offer you can't refuse!! :hmm:
 

Hacp

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I will NEVER get fat. I'll make sure of it. They can staple my stomach before I get fat.