WTF?? Gore getting a "woody" ????

NFS4

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Huh, Leno is talking about this sh!t. Did I miss something? Said something about Rolling Stone having to airbrush the "bulge" on a photo they were gonna run. Sounds pretty weird to me...
 

dennilfloss

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Must be because of the Barenaked Ladies who share the cover with him. Why airbrush the Gory details? In Canada and in Europe we don't emasculate our leaders. Having a big schlong also gives you a lot of face in certain parts of the world.

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Balt

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hahahahaha, had they not airbrushed it out, Gore would have been a sure winner.


As it stands, it will still probably end up close. ;)
 

WombatWoman

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Having a big schlong also gives you a lot of face in certain parts of the world.

And I've heard that it gets you a lot of face in San Francisco... :p

 

DirkBelig

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Rolling Stone has been pimping for Gore all year with him on the cover a couple of times, Gore flying Jann Wenner (publisher) around on Air Force Two as a "journalist", and having a smash peace against Bush in every issue lately.

Anyone who's used Photoshop can tell what was done. Gore's khakis were kinda bunched up, so they used the smudge tool to add "definition" to the area. It's not like he's "A.G. Hammer".
 

Ronstang

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Algore is a tree, so being "woody" is a normal condition for him. But I think he is probably more of a stump than a Sequoia!